Zohan vs The Meg

Zohan wins. Easily.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I'm just using that to say Zohan's toon force is fallible.

Like, Kung Fury had a level of toon force yet got nearly killed by 2 shots from a mini-gun.

You could argue the grenade and RPG were outlier's though.

The Meg suddenly going all Jabberjaws, using its fins to fire an RPG while going “Nyuk nyuk nyuk”.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I'm convinced at this point that this is intentional trolling. Otherwise, he would have made at least one competitive thread through sheer dumb luck by now.

Zohan feels no pain.

Originally posted by riv6672
Well, you know what they say. You don’t mess w. The Zohan.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
the meg soon realizes that you don't f%ck with the zohan

👆

These guys get it.

Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

What can this guy do, exactly?

This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

https://youtu.be/ukmEYQjbauc

Here’s a few “feats”.

Zohan is basically a low-tier reality warper, considering he can do things like make a balloon animal out of rocks and pull objects seemingly out of nowhere.

Originally posted by Impediment
Okay, so I've never see the Zohan movie.

WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.

Originally posted by Impediment

What can this guy do, exactly?

His bush is the biggest.

Originally posted by Impediment
This has to be some kind of Looney Tunes/Kung Fu Hustle type shit.

He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
WHAT?!

Imp, you'll love it. It's so full of juvenile humour and sex jokes, it's impossible not to be a fan.

His bush is the biggest.

He's not a serious character, no.

But his film was far more enjoyable than Meg with Statham playing Statham.