Captain America owns Trump!

Started by Bashar Teg31 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
You know who the real victim is here today? DDM inbox, probably been assblasted hard 🙁
Originally posted by Robtard
You know who the real victim is here today? DDM inbox, probably been assblasted hard 🙁

He must not of gotten anyone good ones, the jerk decided to take the day off I guess. Lucky him

And these lies won't be penalized either 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Why you lying? Shouldn't you be drunk?

i rarely drink. too many empty calories and i like being thin

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i rarely drink. too many empty calories and i like being thin

lol...why lie?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i rarely drink. too many empty calories and i like being thin
I find this another advantage of keto, it costs very little to get drunk and doesn't put weight on as long as I stick to wine and spirits.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I find this another advantage of keto, it costs very little to get drunk and doesn't put weight on as long as I stick to wine and spirits.

^This motherf*cker drinks ghosts!

I'd so drink Resurrection Mary

Originally posted by Surtur
lol...why lie?

...but I'm not lying, Ronnie the cuck slayer of the hill tribe

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I find this another advantage of keto, it costs very little to get drunk and doesn't put weight on as long as I stick to wine and spirits.

I'll still go out for drinks occasionally. kind of impossible to avoid when you work and hang out in nyc

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
DDM... 😂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

😛

Originally posted by Surtur
I'd so drink Resurrection Mary
I have spirits near or with water or diet soda tbh. But it takes a fraction of what I could normally drink to get drunk, this amazing.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
...but I'm not lying, Ronnie the cuck slayer of the hill tribe

I'll still go out for drinks occasionally. kind of impossible to avoid when you work and hang out in nyc

Originally posted by Surtur
I mean you can't spout off at the mouth and then say people should be kind.

It doesn't work that way lol.


Do you want to do a reset?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I have spirits near or with water or diet soda tbh. But it takes a fraction of what I could normally drink to get drunk, this amazing.

I can get buzzed off a few brewski's.

Probably cuz i don't weigh that much, score!

Originally posted by Surtur

do you really want to throw empty accusations at me, as a mixer of oxycontin, weed, and booze? that's not even a glass house you're throwing stones from, it's made of hollywood breakaway glass

Can you imagine midgets i imagine one drinking like 3 beers and being totally tanked

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
do you really want to throw empty accusations at me, as a mixer of oxycontin, weed, and booze? that's not even a glass house you're throwing stones from, it's made of hollywood breakaway glass

Yes

Originally posted by Surtur
I can get buzzed off a few brewski's.
I like a beer on holiday, sometimes I will keep the buzz on all week. I am a very good drunk these days so, all good.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I like a beer on holiday, sometimes I will keep the buzz on all week. I am a very good drunk these days so, all good.

I can't drink hard liquor. Only beer.