Wrecker vs. Rhino

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Wrecker vs. Rhino

Battle of the Jobbers

Who wins

Fight takes place in Michael Bendis’s spleen

They already fought.

Rhino owned him both verbally and physically.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They already fought.

Rhino owned him both verbally and physically.


No way 🙁 Was this recent? Do yo have the scans?

Originally posted by zopzop
No way 🙁

Yes way.

That's how Wrecker rolls.

He loses to almost everyone, but somehow always manages to kick Spider-Man's ass. Which is kinda weird, considering Parker's insane popularity.

Originally posted by zopzop
Was this recent?

No, it happened 12 years ago.

Punisher War Journal volume 2 issue 23.

Originally posted by zopzop
Do yo have the scans?

1. https://i.ibb.co/kmmQpSv/rhino01.jpg
2. https://i.ibb.co/ZxffGnS/rhino02.jpg
3. https://i.ibb.co/M8jY3Zm/rhino03.jpg
4. https://i.ibb.co/0sTLD0B/rhino04.jpg
5. https://i.ibb.co/r0mRBmY/rhino05.jpg

I love the verbal ownage part the most:

100% accurate.

who'd've thought that rhino could win a match lololol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
who'd've thought that rhino could win a match lololol

He's got a bad rep on battleboards.

No surprise, as he can be a real moron.

But Wrecking Crew...? They are dirtbags and clowns with no redeeming qualities about them.

They haven't been murdered only because Mungi is sending Marvel millions of dollars each year, so they'll protect/wank (depending on the sum) his favorite characters.

“It’s true, it’s damn true”
-signed millionaire Mungi

Stupid iPhone makes me text like a robot

Till this day, the best Rhino too me-don’t remember if this was main stream Marvel, or the Ultimate verse Rhino-in that series he left crime behind, tried leading a normal life, fell in love, but they wanted him back in. So this new Rhino in a metal suit killed the woman that cared for Rhino. Rhino went berserk and broke the new Rhino, even Peter was afraid of that mind set.

If Rhino kept that mindset, I think he would have become one of Spider-Man’s greatest foes.

Originally posted by -K-M-

“It’s true, it’s damn true”
-signed millionaire Mungi

Can someone ban this bot?

I've been looking into it, and KM is too Canadian to be anyone's sock.

This one wouldve been a better fight...

I just read that he also knocked out Luke Cage and sent Wolverine flying multiple blocks

He’s clearly better than Thor

Originally posted by SquallX
Till this day, the best Rhino too me-don’t remember if this was main stream Marvel, or the Ultimate verse Rhino-in that series he left crime behind, tried leading a normal life, fell in love, but they wanted him back in. So this new Rhino in a metal suit killed the woman that cared for Rhino. Rhino went berserk and broke the new Rhino, even Peter was afraid of that mind set.

If Rhino kept that mindset, I think he would have become one of Spider-Man’s greatest foes.

It was 616 and Rhino's appeared with the same mindset in several subsequent story arcs.

Like in Doctor Octopus' big arc:

Or when he served the new Jackal.

Thor really like being pierce by sharp objects doesn’t he.

Thats the tooth of the snake that wrapped around Earth. Not an average horn.

Originally posted by carver9
Thats the tooth of the snake that wrapped around Earth. Not an average horn.

You really should know when to shut the fuck up, carver.

Rhino's penetrated the Hulk with his standard horn.

Originally posted by carver9
This one wouldve been a better fight...

Whole team was distracted by Veranke's pheromones.

Anyway, Wrecker had a rather big upgrade recently when facing Strange, so he could wreck Rhino... if he still has that boost.

Originally posted by carver9
Thats the tooth of the snake that wrapped around Earth. Not an average horn.

You miss the joke I see.

Joke or not, it's actually true that Thor's piercing durability leaves much to be desired.

It's always been the case. He's pretty much like Diana.

Him not getting killed by Wolverine's claws is one of his highest showings, considering how he got bruised by normal bullets or when he cut himself during shaving.