The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Old Man Whirly!1,415 pages

It's time

We already now what Trump will look like in orange.

Anyone know of a good sig maker? Coz I want a new sig after the NFL Draft

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Anyone know of a good sig maker? Coz I want a new sig after the NFL Draft

The poster SteveRules is very good at it

Haiku for Imp

With seven toes to count,
His heart skips a beat or two,
Like a fish in air.

Yet he walks with a strut,
Believing he's superior,
To the rest of us with,
The standard ten toes.

Oh, how foolish we are,
To be burdened with two more,
When seven is all one needs,
To live a life absurd.

Originally posted by Impediment
An open wound from dry skin led to severe cellulitis then to sepsis and then to osteomyelitis.

Are you going to be fitted for custome orthodics?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Haiku for Imp

With seven toes to count,
His heart skips a beat or two,
Like a fish in air.

Yet he walks with a strut,
Believing he's superior,
To the rest of us with,
The standard ten toes.

Oh, how foolish we are,
To be burdened with two more,
When seven is all one needs,
To live a life absurd.

😆

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Are you going to be fitted for custome orthodics?

Nah. I’m just gonna roll with two toes.

Now that you're down to seven toes, name each one after a deadly sin.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nah. I’m just gonna roll with two toes.

Often on My Feet Are Killing Me on TLC, people who have amputated toes go on to have more severe foot problems, because they no longer have the toes to distribute the weight. They usually have to have additional surgeries unless they get custom orthodics for their shoes. You did not have bad-looking feet to begin with, so it is shame you already lost three toes. You have the whole rest of your life to live with the two you have left, so you really should make sure you can keep everything healthy.

You can say you left them back up on Everest after the last climb to the top.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Often on My Feet Are Killing Me on TLC, people who have amputated toes go on to have more severe foot problems, because they no longer have the toes to distribute the weight. They usually have to have additional surgeries unless they get custom orthodics for their shoes. You did not have bad-looking feet to begin with, so it is shame you already lost three toes. You have the whole rest of your life to live with the two you have left, so you really should make sure you can keep everything healthy.

There really is a reality show for everything...

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
custom orthodics for their shoes.

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https://www.ft.com/content/e25807de-16ed-4548-a457-00664d49c366

China unleashed week-long manoeuvres upon Pelosi’s departure that involved simulating a blockade and invasion of the country and firing missiles over Taiwan’s airspace — the most provocative and risky element of the war-games, which was absent from Saturday’s drills.

You can simulate an invasion now, and everyone's ok with it?

Isn:t that like tagging someone in the nose and going "Nah just playing with ya"?

Phantom limb sensation is a very real thing.

It literally feels like my toes are still there.

nobody with any respect for the medical community doubts it. are your phantom toes in discomfort or are they just hanging around peacefully, just being fake toes?

After heart surgery and a surgery to remove three toes, Imp deserves at least 2–4 blow jobs.

He prefers toe jobs, unfortunately.

Gross.

Sometimes....just sometimes, the youtube algorithm gets it spot on.