The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Bashar Teg1,415 pages
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I like custard the best if I'm honest. it depends on amount and frequency

i used to not be picky. at a job long ago I'd never have to rush to the donuts like everyone else, because i didn't care that much. there would always be a jelly or coconut donut that nobody wanted. i was an unclaimed donut dumpster

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i used to not be picky. at a job long ago I'd never have to rush to the donuts like everyone else, because i didn't care that much. there would always be a jelly or coconut donut that nobody wanted. i was an unclaimed donut dumpster
That is an optimal advantage.

*was 🙂 🙁

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
*was 🙂 🙁
😂 you are now picky?

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Ron DeSantis' slogan "Make America Florida" seriously had my brain in shock it's so stupid I can barely comprehend that it's real. I can't seriously think of anything but Idiocracy. I really need to see that again.

DeSantis voters (or basically the Republican party in general)...

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I thought that slogan was a joke someone made to attack DeSantis. But no.

next trumper republicunt strategy:

-crash the economy by defauting, after pretending to successfully negotiate in good faith. yes, trumpers: everyone knows the "deal" is another farce. everyone knows your super clever trick that you play every. fvcking. year, you terrorist trash

also: pretend that merrick garland has any say whatsoever in the new york state trial against their Dear Leader. act like this is an injustice because you're too dumb to understand federal and state law.

-pretend pretend pretend, and get away with openly trying to strip the right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness from marginalized communities.

i hate reruns

Thank goodness the asinine "loan forgiveness" program has been torpedoed by the House. The Dems must think money grows on trees, and the party of "disparate impact" sensitivity willfully ignores the impact this bizarro program has on the tax payers, not to mention those who paid in full, by the sweat of their brow.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
next trumper republicunt strategy:

-crash the economy by defauting, after pretending to successfully negotiate in good faith. yes, trumpers: everyone knows the "deal" is another farce. everyone knows your super clever trick that you play every. fvcking. year, you terrorist trash

also: pretend that merrick garland has any say whatsoever in the new york state trial against their Dear Leader. act like this is an injustice because you're too dumb to understand federal and state law.

-pretend pretend pretend, and get away with openly trying to strip the right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness from marginalized communities.

i hate reruns

They finally came to a deal, granted, we'll have to see if they vote on it when it comes to vote.

There's another rift in the GOP, some Republicans are claiming they got the deal they wanted and Democrats got absolutely nothing out of it, while others are claiming that Democrats got everything and any Republican that supports it is as "RINO".

It likely will pass with a Democrat majority and a Republican minority, Then the most butthurt of Republicans, the ones that wanted the economy to crash, will try to vote McCarthy out of his leadership spot, because he agreed to those insane 'one person' terms when he stuck a deal with the worst of his party to be speaker back in Jan when it took his 15 embarrassing attempts.

i hope you're right, but know that you're likely wrong. maybe I've just seen this play out too many times, and it's more of a reflex than a prediction

Originally posted by Robtard
There's another rift in the GOP, some Republicans are claiming they got the deal they wanted and Democrats got absolutely nothing out of it, while others are claiming that Democrats got everything and any Republican that supports it is as "RINO".

Sane Republicans who do not want to default on our debts have to claim victory, or their constituents will never forgive them for it. That is what happens when the party has become so radicalized that they have to lie about being responsible.

Can we just talk about donuts?

Mmmm donuts.

Donuts!

Seriously though, imagine how Hillary must feel to know she not only lost to Orange Man, but that the real life Mr. Magoo, a man so utterly clueless he fist bumped a Saudi Prince on television, managed to get more votes then anyone in human history.

It must break her heart, the woman was probably actually running Bill Clinton's campaign if not his entire administration.

*Punches you in the face,* DO-NUTS!

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
*Punches you in the face,* DO-NUTS!

I do nuts, but they are secondary to the dick.

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🤣😂😂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i hope you're right, but know that you're likely wrong. maybe I've just seen this play out too many times, and it's more of a reflex than a prediction

Scuttlebutt is McCarthy is having trouble securing enough 'for sure' Republican votes He knows the Democrats are going to vote to not let the country default and go to shit, but the majority of the Republicans in Congress are either on the fence or outright want it to fail.

Payments to military personal, medicare, social security recipients, etc. etc. etc. Many Republicans want it to fail under Biden, because Biden spanked their orange lord.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Sane Republicans who do not want to default on our debts have to claim victory, or their constituents will never forgive them for it. That is what happens when the party has become so radicalized that they have to lie about being responsible.

There's so few of the sane Republicans left. They've been a quickly dying species since 2016.

But if lie-shouting "we owned the libs!" is what they need to be responsible and do their jobs, okay. It's silly and insane, but okay.

ps Did Houdini make his penis disappear?

Originally posted by Robtard
Did Houdini make his penis disappear?

It is such a shame, because he has such a nice body. But I guess he needs to compensate. Sad.