The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is not lemonade. That is lemon-flavored seltzer water.

Trust me. It's about as "lemon flavoured" as lemon dish soap.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your country doesn't even have fresh lemons.

True. But we only drink Irn Bru anyway.

lol, some carbonated lemon flavoured soda is nice, imo.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Squeeze some lemons
2) Mix with water
3) Add sugar (or sweetener) to desired sweetness

This isn't rocket science, people.

Yes, you dick. I like the convenience of buying something that tastes like sugar.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
True. But we only drink Irn Bru anyway.

I've said it before, I must try this witches' brew you speak of. I think Amazon sells now.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Yes, you dick. I like the convenience of buying something that tastes like sugar.

I just told you the secret of making a great and refreshing lemonade and you call me a dick? *highly offended*

sorry bro. I was just saying it's convenient in England to buy a more carbonated lemonade.

Was just busting your balls, man. 😛

Dick.

😂

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
sorry bro. I was just saying it's convenient in England to buy a more carbonated lemonade.

That is not carbonated lemonade. That is a lemon-flavored seltzer water. Lemon-flavored soda if I am being generous.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That is not carbonated lemonade. That is a lemon-flavored seltzer water. Lemon-flavored soda if I am being generous.

Take it up with Schwepps, Mr Fancy Pants.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Take it up with Schwepps, Mr Fancy Pants.

Ironically it is rhe lgbtq representative insisting something is not what it says it is. 🤔

This is lemonade.

Two ingredients: lemons and water. Optional: sugar.

Carbonate this, and it will be carbonated lemonade.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Take it up with Schwepps, Mr Fancy Pants.

That is not what it is. That describes the flavor.

This is a courgette. Not a fúcking "zucchini" you mentally special folks

Fùcking lemonade NAZIS in here. We shall fight them on the peaches. We shall never surrender...

No matter what you call them, they are dick emojis.

Unless you're Trump. Then it's a mushroom.

Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
Fùcking lemonade NAZIS in here. We shall fight them on the peaches. We shall never surrender...

heh