The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
But it was just yo mamma falling out of bed again.

Yo momma so fat, she patronus is a cake.

Your momma's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died

Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and the cops gave her a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo momma so stupid, that when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs and dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave

Yo mama’s breath so nasty, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle.

Did you know that if you say your momma jokes without the blackcent, they stay funny? dey sho do, mistah. dey sho do. swiiiiiiing looow sweet chaaaaaarioooooot

Yo momma so wide, I had to take 2 busses to get on her good side.

Yo mama coochie so nasty, the crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord,

Your mamma's pussy is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string to hang themselves

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Your mamma's pussy is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string to hang themselves

Yooza momma iba berry bibga.

Trying to use Mushmouth speak. 😀

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Did you know that if you say your momma jokes without the blackcent, they stay funny? dey sho do, mistah. dey sho do. swiiiiiiing looow sweet chaaaaaarioooooot

Your momma's got hair from her chin all the way down to her dick

yo mamma's wig is so ugly, her cat even hates it.

Yo momma so ugly, she make an onion cry

Originally posted by Robtard
Yo momma so ugly, she make an onion cry

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
That's a classic!

I know right!

Yo mamma so old, she owes Methuselah fifty shekels.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Yo mamma so old, she owes Methuselah fifty shekels.