The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Biden has COVID. It's been making another comeback. Nothing severe like it used to be, but lots of people are getting it
Clearly it's fake news and they're saying it because he was flinging his poop around in a fit of dementia-ape-rage.

"Donald, that bandage on your ear
is bigger than your ****ing head.
Next thing you know he'll have
one of these ****ing walkers. But you can still dance. Give us a couple of ****ing steps, Donald. You ****ing bullshitter. Tell the truth. You want sympathy."

5:10 p.m. Crooks was first identified as a person of interest
5:30 Crooks was spotted with a rangefinder
5:52 Crooks was spotted on the roof by Secret Service
6:02 Trump takes the stage
6:12 Crooks fires first shots

https://abc7ny.com/post/trump-assassination-attempt-fbi-examines-thomas-matthew-crooks/15064141/

TOTALLY not staged.

Just to play devil's advocate here: what would it mean if Biden was behind it? What would that change?

Because 20 minutes on the roof after being spotted and trump going onstage after he was spotted makes absolutely NO sense. Seems more likely the FBI official is wrong with his numbers than that unfolded just like that with no interference without it being an inside job

Dbl post

I believe that the bullet never touched him, that he was told to grab his ear and hit the ground when the firing started, and then he juiced like Rick Flair.

But if hypothetically it was an ordered hit by the president, then it would rely entirely on whether or not he did it as an official act. *green shirt guy laughing*

"If it was staged, then it must be because Trump set it up!" - Bashard Tard's insane double standard logic.

take your mask off adolph

Tucker Carlson Told Trump to Pick J.D. Vance or the Deep State Might Assassinate Him

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/tucker-carlson-warning-to-trump-jd-vance

...and immediately after the shooting, what happened? Was it a warning from tucker, or was it a threat?

Who's the President in the future?
Donald Trump.
The apprentice guy?
Who's the Vice President, J. D. Vance?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
"Donald, that bandage on your ear
is bigger than your ****ing head.
Next thing you know he'll have
one of these ****ing walkers. But you can still dance. Give us a couple of ****ing steps, Donald. You ****ing bullshitter. Tell the truth. You want sympathy."

He did not have the bandage when golfing on Sunday. He put it on specifically for his appearance on Monday. It is fake, that is why it is so comically large.

Shooter seems apolitical in who he shot.

Called it - just another American gun shooting problem.

Someone needs to Disarm you fools.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Shooter seems apolitical in who he shot.

Called it - just another American gun shooting problem.

Someone needs to Disarm you fools.

No, it's Trump this time!

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
He did not have the bandage when golfing on Sunday. He put it on specifically for his appearance on Monday. It is fake, that is why it is so comically large.

Razor blade cuts heal quickly. That's why pro wrestlers have no problem juicing every other night.

My theory is he planned on killing Trump and Biden both. He thought that the car bomb would provide a distraction and he would get away.

Thomas Matthew Crooks, the shooter in the failed assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump, wrote on the popular gaming platform Steam that “July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds,” a source familiar with the matter told CNN.

They still can't find anything tying him to anything leftwing

...besides that $15. But hey, that's $15, right? Are any of you so wealthy that you would not take $15 in crisp bills if it was given to you? Especially in these trying economic times? OF COURSE he was a leftist!

"...because...um...oh I know: he was planning on attending the DNC and showing his support for Biden. NiCe TrY LeFtIsTs!!"

Originally posted by truejedi
My theory is he planned on killing Trump and Biden both. He thought that the car bomb would provide a distraction and he would get away.

Your conveniently timed late theory seems valid 😛

Trump golfing without a bandage doesn't appear to be true, but an older image circulated with a bogus claim. Seems he didn't golf at all, probably panicked and more paranoid than ever.

Too much convefe.