The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Bashar Teg1,415 pages
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
It's funny that Adam didn't know that Dominic Garcia, a mormon from Oklahoma, was on trial for molesting his step children, was DaDudeMon. Yet, the disturbing part is how just a few days later, his best e-buddy RJ, who we all know is a creep, just happens to start posting to distract attention away from what is obviously a case of molestation.

Dominic Garcia, lead singer and guitarist from Grateful Derp?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Dominic Garcia, lead singer and guitarist from Grateful Derp?
Rogue Jedi would play lead guitar and backing vocals. Dr. Strangelove can play Bass.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Oh okay, that would mean that he knows that everyone here knows.

I bet he's trying to scapegoat people here, fantasizing about winning big frivolous lawsuits and destroying more lives.

"Everyone here is gonna pay! It's obvious that Adam didn't STUMBLE upon the mugshot. Somebody illegally googled my name which I disclosed publicly on this site several times, in order to illegally find the publicly available mugshot!! This is a conspiracy!! Get ready to hear from my attorney!!"

He'd be better served using that money to try and lawyer himself out of going to prison, considering what they do to pedos in prison. Buttsex and stabby-stabby.

Yeah, it's a case of slicing in between ribs and anal penetration in between football, basketball and hockey in there.

Why do you have such a hard-on for RJ? He said he doesn't get drunk anymore so you'll probably lose a battle of wits with him as well. Maybe you should go stalk Wonderman. You're totally smarter than that silly pile of if-then commands.

Originally posted by Robtard
He'd be better served using that money to try and lawyer himself out of going to prison, considering what they do to pedos in prison. Buttsex and stabby-stabby.

Noooo he's not dumb enough to actually put the money down (allegedly/maybe/imho), but he would definitely claim that he is. In fact I'm sure of it. 💯

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Why do you have such a hard-on for RJ?

Deflection from self. The Rightist go-to for self preservation.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
But to maintain his innocence, the saga would need to have evolved from just the evil wicked neighbor, to the evil wicked ex wife who fell under her dark magic, and the evil wicked step daughter who was corrupted into falsely accusing him.

Thankfully the law isn't that gullible 👆

"crazy mother who poisoned the daughter's mind because hysterical woman-rage" may have worked back in the day, but I promise that it's a red flag story in this century. There are certain go-to excuses that I promise you makes the police roll their eyes reflexively like "lol this shit again":

-I completely though she was her mother.
-i sleepwalked into her bed and remember nothing
-the mother poisoned her daughters mind and got her to lie

All these are plausible however ridiculous. But because of our sophisticated system of law, which is a good thing, we must still investigate the validity of those stories and never (ever) dismiss it outright. In the court of law, ddm is innocent until proven guilty. But in the court of public opinion ...

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Why do you have such a hard-on for RJ? He said he doesn't get drunk anymore so you'll probably lose a battle of wits with him as well. Maybe you should go stalk Wonderman. You're totally smarter than that silly pile of if-then commands.
I hate RJ and Blunderman.

Originally posted by Robtard
Deflection from self. The Rightist go-to for self preservation.

This should have been his moment of clarity. Looking at those old posts and realizing how stupid alcohol made him. Instead continued the same exact diversion, and now he's channeling his inner Eric Cartman, except it's a drunk version of Cartman who never successfully manipulates anyone

You have a warped opinion and view of me, Bash.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I am a natural blond.

😆

What a stupid line of attack. Another should-have-been XYZ moment of clarity to begin alcoholism recovery.

Adam is so blond that other lesser blondes are probably like "wow he's blond AF" as they question their own blondness

Mike Tyson and that retard he's fighting. I hope that at the opening bell, both fighters begin circling each other, but then have a massive cardiac arrest, and die in the ring shitting themselves before a single punch is landed. Then every alpha jerkoff audience member who paid $18000 a ticket gets depressed and kills themselves right there in their seats. That's something I'll watch a replay of on YouTube. Bunch of assholes

Gotta watch the chick fight first.

Bash and Robtard thought I was older than Bardock, yet I'm younger than Walshy and Sancty...

Just because I'm smarter than you, doesn't mean I'm older than you. 😉

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I hate RJ and Blunderman.
Funny. I've never interacted with you and I've never done anything to warrant your hate. You remind me of "Special Jack." Full retard all the time.

You were best buddies with DDM harassing Sancty over on Gathering Static 10 years ago. I'm also aware of your paedophilic tendencies on KMC before hand. You were a creep and someone I avoided.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
You were best buddies with DDM harassing Sancty over on Gathering Static 10 years ago. I'm also aware of your paedophilic tendencies on KMC before hand. You were a creep and someone I avoided.
He and I were friends, yes, but I had no idea that he was what he is accused of being.

I never harassed her a day of my life. I never had a reason to, she was always a sweetheart to me. I was on that forum for exactly a day and a half before I realized the only person welcoming me was Marius. He and I are on good terms, and I didn't want to make any waves, so I told him to ban me. Even after he called all the others out for being dicks, seeing as how I came there with an olive branch and a white flag raised.

Nah, the women you are talking about were all of legal age and they all pursued me. And there were only two of them really young, both of them happening to be 18 years of age.

Tell you what, put down the alcohol, and focus, and try again. Try harder.