The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by cdtm
I have a confession to make.

I like Robin Williams Popeye

Let the hate flow, I am ready.

Originally posted by Blakemore
da ding ya poin aht? ah laudie

Wah happen tuh yuh mon? Yuh pan drugs?

Originally posted by Surtur

[QUOTE=17246795]Originally posted by Blakemore
A chimp killed another chimp's life.

black on black crime, tragic 🙂 [/QUOTE]

Look, Scribble! More casual racism from your friend who, according to you, is totally not bigoted, and with whom you can have a reasonable conversation as compared to "leftists."

You're getting triggered over a joke 🙂

Scrib at this point did you wanna just call me a piece of shit before he has a coronary

My black barber:

"Watermelon and fried chicken is f*ckin' good. I don't give a shit what those white people say. It's not racist. It's good! White people call everything racist. Just let me eat my damn chicken."

Guess I'm racist because I listened to my black barber say that while buzzing my hair.

My barber is the best. If he could run a weekly class where he lectures white people on how to stop being racist (all the woke and SJW types), that would be awesome.

IMO it's pretty racist to judge my jokes based on the color of my skin too.

Adam wouldn't call Dave Chappelle racist if he said the same thing.

Originally posted by Surtur
IMO it's pretty racist to judge my jokes based on the color of my skin too.

Adam wouldn't call Dave Chappelle racist if he said the same thing.

Yeah, that's wack and black crime.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, that's wack and black crime.

It's unfortunate to find out Adam is a gaycist(gay racist). Just awful.

Originally posted by dadudemon
My black barber:

My barber is the best.

We've all seen your hair. Why you always lyiinnn?

Also he's a ninja

I saw the movie Barbershop.

Oh the shenanigans DDM's black barbers must get into!

Though when phrased like that it makes it seem like I was saying DDM owns those black barbers.

Outrageous, Scribble did you see what I just said?!?!

Originally posted by Surtur
I saw the movie Barbershop.

Oh the shenanigans DDM's black barbers must get into!

I liked Beauty Shop better 😮

I woulda liked to have a night with Latifah back then, kinda thick but that's ok 😉

I liked Juice too

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
We've all seen your hair. Why you always lyiinnn?

Also he's a ninja

My hair looks amazing.

uhuh

He really is good.

A white man isn't allowed to judge a haircut a black man has given him. All he can do is hope he has black friends he can ask.

are there a lot of black mormons?

Originally posted by Surtur
are there a lot of black mormons?

Under represented in Mormonism but there are quite a few black people, yes.

Related:

White teenage girls and black people have at least one thing in common: not shutting the hell up during movies.

Why is this related? You think they shutup during sermons, too? Think again, bucko.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Under represented in Mormonism but there are quite a few black people, yes.

Related:

White teenage girls and black people have at least one thing in common: not shutting the hell up during movies.

Why is this related? You think they shutup during sermons, too? Think again, bucko.

That's racist. Scribble look!

Originally posted by Surtur
That's racist. Scribble look!

I got black people AND white people AND girls all in one post.

TRIPLE POLITICALLY INCORRECT

Somebody with terribly maintained blue hair and far too many piercings just quite offended, somewhere.