The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Berries that have been alive longer than other berries.

Duh.

Originally posted by Impediment
WTF is an elderberry?

"Sambucus is a genus of flowering plants in the family Adoxaceae. The various species are commonly called elder or elderberry. The genus was formerly placed in the honeysuckle family, Caprifoliaceae, but was reclassified as Adoxaceae due to genetic and morphological comparisons to plants in the genus Adoxa." -snip

The comment is a botched line from 'Monty Python's Holy Grail', it's a reference to being an alcoholic I believe

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My mom always tells me to drink elderberry syrup when im not feeling well. Its disgusting and tastes bad😂

Guava is 👆

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
My mom always tells me to drink elderberry syrup when im not feeling well. Its disgusting and tastes bad😂

To be fair it does help with cold and flu symptoms, but yeah not worth it when there is other stuff out there that can help that doesn't taste like dog shit.

Just had my first day of college; 4 classes.

**** I"m tired.

Originally posted by wxyz
Just had my first day of college; 4 classes.

**** I"m tired.

Online or in person?

And yeah the first day can be a lot to take in.

Online though Zoom.

My course is on campus but since the pandemic this semester is online.

I'm hoping the school opens up soon; I'd rather go in.

Originally posted by Surtur
To be fair it does help with cold and flu symptoms, but yeah not worth it when there is other stuff out there that can help that doesn't taste like dog shit.

No

I disagree.

My new proposal to create a utopia.

We all get implanted with a bomb when we come of age. This bomb is installed with a sensor that monitors our emotional state. The moment one of us is stressed from poor treatment, ALL the bombs go off, and kill everyone in the world.

Thid ensures we all treat each other well.

So what do you think?

Originally posted by Blakemore
I disagree.

🙁

Whirly, this is a shorter version of the full letter I would send to Boris Johnson on your behalf. Hope this makes you laugh.

Dear Boris Johnson.

I am writing to inform you of serious concern and urgency, There is a poster named Whirly on this political forum online. I thought I would let you how much smack talking he does about you and President Trump. He’s British with a passport, I know this because he talks about it a lot, and how he has “many other passports.” He indeed likes to brag about that.

I was proposing you pull his passport to Britain, maybe even [b]Revoke Entry back to Britain as part of this Brexit. I think it would be a clean break, losing the weight per say.

I have more detailed information as well.

-Crazy Left winged trolling online
-Believes Trump conspired with Russia
-Has TDS, but doesn't know it. Picture that girl screaming.
-Most likely a communist or communist sympathizer

I could go on, but as I am sure, you can tell, these things would bother you.

I am going to write President Trump a similar email proposing he not be allowed entry unless he moves to the US permanently to see how great it is and can eat some crow for a while.[/b]

Hope this mad you laugh😂

No mention of ANTIFA.

What a stupid ****ing post.

Originally posted by Blakemore
What a stupid ****ing post.

As stupid as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows?

Broly actually wanting an immigrant.

We've officially entered a parallel universe.