The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Old Man Whirly!1,415 pages

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Whirly, this is a shorter version of the full letter I would send to Boris Johnson on your behalf. Hope this makes you laugh.

[b]Dear Boris Johnson.

I am writing to inform you of serious concern and urgency, There is a poster named Whirly on this political forum online. I thought I would let you how much smack talking he does about you and President Trump. He’s British with a passport, I know this because he talks about it a lot, and how he has “many other passports.” He indeed likes to brag about that.

I was proposing you pull his passport to Britain, maybe even [b]Revoke Entry back to Britain as part of this Brexit. I think it would be a clean break, losing the weight per say.

I have more detailed information as well.

-Crazy Left winged trolling online
-Believes Trump conspired with Russia
-Has TDS, but doesn't know it. Picture that girl screaming.
-Most likely a communist or communist sympathizer

I could go on, but as I am sure, you can tell, these things would bother you.

I am going to write President Trump a similar email proposing he not be allowed entry unless he moves to the US permanently to see how great it is and can eat some crow for a while.[/b]

Hope this mad you laugh😂 [/B]

😂 Personally I only have two passports, British and Irish. The Mrs has 3, French, Ghanaian and Nigerian and the sprog has access to all 5 plus a US passport so she is the one with lots. I mean French, British and US, helluva combination of passports and let's be honest, who doesn't love the Irish? That said, whilst I admire the effort, I don't think it will sway Boris.

In seriousness, I am almost certainly on wTch lists in some countries. Perhaps even my own given some of the places I've been and people I've interacted with. 😂

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Broly actually wanting an immigrant.

We've officially entered a parallel universe.

IT'S JUST Mexicans Broly doesn't want in I think

Originally posted by cdtm
As stupid as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows?
More like TMNT: Coming out of their shells level of stupid.

TMNT are awesome.

I really should read the comics.

I loved the TMNT from the 80s as a kid. I had all the toys and I still have them in storage somewhere.

But the best TMNT series when it comes to quality is the one that started in 2003 and ran until 2009.

It had that great finale where it was like crisis on infinite earths, but with TMNT. The 80s team of turtles show up, even the comic turtles show up and they are drawn in black and white. It's whacky.

That 2003 series was AMAZING.

I loved it.

Best tv show they ever did.

And I remember having the toys in the 90s; they were so cool.

And I had a crush on Karai.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
IT'S JUST Mexicans Broly doesn't want in I think

Any Brown people really, they're a no-go.

I always had a crush on April.

Also, does everyone else count Venus as one of the TMNT?

As a young teen, I enjoyed April's ample cleavage and ass in the 80's cartoon

Originally posted by Robtard
As a young teen, I enjoyed April's ample cleavage and ass in the 80's cartoon
Stupid banana rain coat wearing red head cocktease b****.

Yeah April was hot too.

Remember April's friend Irma? She was one nerdy, c**k-hungry lady IIRC.

She wanted to f*ck Donny

Originally posted by Robtard
As a young teen, I enjoyed April's ample cleavage and ass in the 80's cartoon

What were your thoughts on Megan Fox as April O’Neil?

She's attractive but I can't think of a Megan Fox performance where I went "nice, this is good".

Rob could feel different.

Originally posted by Surtur
She's attractive but I can't think of a Megan Fox performance where I went "nice, this is good".

Rob could feel different.

She was surprisingly excellent in Jennifer's Body. A very underrated movie.

I didn’t think she was excellent in that and I didn’t think that movie was very good.

I suppose for a megan fox performance it might be her best

Tho that kinda feels like trying to decide which turd sandwich tastes the best.




I didn’t think she was excellent in that and I didn’t think that movie was very good

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