The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by eThneoLgrRnae1,415 pages
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Almost the entirety of Europe drives on the right.

Ah, ok. Good to know. So not ALL europeans are nutty then lol.

*waits for a smart a** answer from leftists saying that "not ALL Americans are nutty, just those voting for Trump"* lol.

Originally posted by Blakemore
The whole driving on the left side is so your right hand hand is in the centre in case danger from the oncoming could occur.

Napoleon, left handed, switched it to suit him.

If you wanna lean so far right, cut off your right leg.

Driving on the left side (the wrong side) of the road is just retarded, Blakey. That is my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Driving on the left side (the wrong side) of the road is just retarded, Blakey. That is my opinion and I'm sticking to it.
Okay, if we pass each other on a road, both on the right side respectively, I'll have the upper hand. (I'm a lefty.)

seems i have a stalker

Originally posted by Blakemore
Okay, if we pass each other on a road, both on the right side respectively, I'll have the upper hand. (I'm a lefty.)

Nah, you won't , and we'll never be passing each other anyway on the road or anywhere else except on this forum.

You will never, ever have the upper hand on me in anything in any way , Blakey.

Btw, you do know our steering wheels are on the left side as well, right?

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Btw, you do know our steering wheels are on the left side as well, right?
ours are on the right.

but thanks for making the point that you have to steer with your left hand dominantly by having your right side basically near the pavement (sidewalk) ie. useless. Your country has had to make your cars automatics because you don't know how to switch gears.

Everybody knows your cars are shit!

Originally posted by Blakemore
ours are on the right.

but thanks for making the point that you have to steer with your left hand dominantly by having your right side basically near the pavement (sidewalk) ie. useless. Your country has had to make your cars automatics because you don't know how to switch gears.

Everybody knows your cars are shit!

The relevant point I made is that driving on the left side of road or having the steering wheel on the right side is just plain dumb.

England is such a wacky country lol. I still can't believe the much superior United States spawned from it.

And there are plenty of people in the US who can drive stick so I don't know where you get that silly notion from. My car is an automatic though and so was the one I had before it.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
The relevant point I made is that driving on the left side of road or having the steering wheel on the left side is just plain dumb.

England is such a wacky country lol. I still can't believe the much superior United States spawned from it.

And there are plenty of people in the US who can drive stick so I don't know where you get that silly notion from. My car is an automatic though and so was the one I had before it.

WE HAVE THE STEERING WHEEL ON THE RIGHT, but drive on the left side. This puts your right arm in the centre.

USA has the wheel on the right and drive on the left side, which means it's more likely for your left hand to be on the wheel at all times, so your brilliant dumbass yank solution was "lets get rid of gear stichs and hand breaks."

You're a dumbass.

Originally posted by Blakemore
WE HAVE THE STEERING WHEEL ON THE RIGHT, but drive on the left side. This puts your right arm in the centre.

USA has the wheel on the right and drive on the left side, which means it's more likely for your left hand to be on the wheel at all times, so your brilliant dumbass yank solution was "lets get rid of gear stichs and hand breaks."

You're a dumbass.

*Reported for personal attacks/insults*

I simply misspoke there. What I obviously meant was that driving on the left side or having the steering wheel on right side is retarded.

Oh, and it's spelled 'center' not 'centre', dumba**. FFS, when are you limeys gonna learn proper english?!

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
*Reported for personal attacks/insults*

I simply misspoke there. What I obviously meant was that driving on the left side or having the steering wheel on right side is retarded.

Oh, and it's spelled 'center' not 'centre', dumba**. FFS, when are you Brits gonna learn proper english?!

The point is having your dominant hand on the wheel and closest to the centre of the road, dumbass.

Originally posted by Blakemore
The point is having your dominant hand on the wheel and closest to the centre of the road, dumbass.

*Reported again for personal attacks/insults*

Again, learn proper english, dumb***.... it's 'center'. You look more and more retarded by continuing to double and triple down by switching the last two letters around.

Centre is the British English spelling.

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Originally posted by NewGuy01
Centre is the British English spelling.

I know. It was a joke making fun of how they spell certain words.

I’ve been back in Texas for a week now and I already miss Colorado weather.

After looking through the Recycle Bin where the reports go, some of you need to realize that it makes you look incredibly stupid for reporting someone for “personal attacks” only after the reporter did literally the same thing to the reportee.

You’re not allowed to bash someone and then report then for bashing back. That’s not how this works.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Ah, ok. Good to know. So not ALL europeans are nutty then lol.

*waits for a smart a** answer from leftists saying that "not ALL Americans are nutty, just those voting for Trump"* lol.

3 out of 44 drive on the right

Originally posted by Impediment
After looking through the Recycle Bin where the reports go, some of you need to realize that it makes you look incredibly stupid for reporting someone for “personal attacks” only after the reporter did literally the same thing to the reportee.

You’re not allowed to bash someone and then report then for bashing back. That’s not how this works.

He bashed me first though. I didn't call him a dumb*** until he called me one first.

If you'll look thru all the replies on this page no one called anyone "dumb***" until he first called me that at 12:25 CST this morning.