The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Adam_PoE1,415 pages
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
My wife as you know is black and she went out with a Russian and a French guy as well as a few Nigerians before we met. Clearly not together😖hifty: she says the other white guys dicks couldn't make her scream, my dick is an oyibo (white) African, she says i must be albino.

In some respects, size is not important. Sex with a small penis and sex with a large penis can both be good, just in different ways. The experiences are really like comparing apples and oranges.

With that being said, it is really not the overall size that is important. It is the size and the shape complimenting the body of the receptive partner. It is less one-size-fits-all, and more finding the right fit for each body.

Moreover, average is average for a reason. It is one-size-fits-most as determined by females selecting their partners over time. So average men will have an easier time finding complimentary partners and having satisfying sexual relationships than the outliers, people who are big or small.

It is true that men who are smaller have to work harder, and men who are bigger, less so. It is like being able to hammer any nail, because when your dick is a big blunt tool, you can treat everything like a nail.

For me, the right balance is big enough so it is not easy, but not so big that it is difficult.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's the other, often tighter vagina.
but it smells lkke poo, hurts and is dry.

Originally posted by Blakemore
but it smells lkke poo and is dry.

Then you're doing it wrong, m8

I'll stick with the pink hole thanks. 👆

No! It's too much hassle.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Have you told her that not every black guy has the big black dick?

It reminds of a comic I saw on 4chan back when I was all pro-Trump for da lulz. It goes like this:

After 8th grade gym class, all the boys hit the showers and the black guy had a dick 3 times bigger than everyone else. After school he goes to his mother and says "Hey mom, in the showers my dick was bigger than everyone else, is that because I'm black?" and his mum replies "No son, it's because your ass is 35 years old mm-hm!" and the black guy says "sheeeiiiit"

I know it's racist, but goddammit, everyone I told it to laughs.

Studies suggest that size does not differ across racial categories in any statistically significant way. Notions that Asian men are small or that African men are large are inaccurate stereotypes that are often based in racism. What is more, those stereotypes are harmful, because it leads to prejudice. Most Asian men are average, but are presumed small, so they are often not considered as sexual partners. Conversely, most African men are average, but are presumed large, and have to worry about disappointing their partners, because they do not measure up to an unrealistic stereotype. People really need to stop perpetuating ideas like this, and placing so much emphasis on size as a measure of value for men.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Studies suggest that size does not differ across racial categories in any statistically significant way. Notions that Asian men are small or that African men are large are inaccurate stereotypes that are often based in racism. What is more, those stereotypes are harmful, because it leads to prejudice. Most Asian men are average, but are presumed small, so they are often not considered as sexual partners. Conversely, most African men are average, but are presumed large, and have to worry about disappointing their partners, because they do not measure up to an unrealistic stereotype. People really need to stop perpetuating ideas like this, and placing so much emphasis on size as a measure of value for men.

Did you ever watch "UnHung Hero", the documentary made by a guy with a smaller than average penis? iirc, he had about four inches. He made it because his previous girlfriend would not marry him because of it.

He plays the victim-card are little too heavy imo, but I still felt bad for the guy at times, but it's pretty interesting, for what it is. It suggest that the more monogamous a given society or group is, the smaller the average dick size among the males becomes. Korea was used as an example as being smaller on average than the world average.

Dune was fine.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Studies suggest that size does not differ across racial categories in any statistically significant way. Notions that Asian men are small or that African men are large are inaccurate stereotypes that are often based in racism. What is more, those stereotypes are harmful, because it leads to prejudice. Most Asian men are average, but are presumed small, so they are often not considered as sexual partners. Conversely, most African men are average, but are presumed large, and have to worry about disappointing their partners, because they do not measure up to an unrealistic stereotype. People really need to stop perpetuating ideas like this, and placing so much emphasis on size as a measure of value for men.
I agree with what you say. I was only telling a joke, but I don't wanna spread racial stereotypes. Sorry. I knew it was an offensive racial joke. What's more offensive imo, is the idea that a 35 year old black man has to take an 8th grade gym class!

Originally posted by Quincy
Dune was fine.

Wait, are you saying the book Dune was just "fine"?

Just wait till Bash hears about this!

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Boris Johnson has shown his true colors. He is not the great leader I thought he would be.

He's just yet another populist pretender. He's not a genuine populist as Trump is. He merely pretended to be a populist just to get elected.

It's clear to me now that he is just another authoritarian p-o-s. He will bend over and take it up the a** from the globalist elite with a big smile on his face while he pathetically begs for more.

He is not the great fighter for nationalism and individual rights as I wrongly thought he would be.

Johnson is the biggest phony on the world stage. He pretends to be dumb even though he is very smart.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wait, are you saying the book Dune was just "fine"?

Just wait till Bash hears about this!

Yeah I'm trying to pick a fight with him pick sides take bets.

Dune was so LAMEEEEEEEEEEE I get it Frank there's a lot of sand and water is DOPE

Originally posted by BackFire
Johnson is the biggest phony on the world stage. He pretends to be dumb even though he is very smart.
He's a Mr. Bean. Very smart but plays the fool in a pathetic way to make people not feel threatened then do the unthinkable and succeed in the end, surprising everyone, then say "it's a poster" 😛

Originally posted by Robtard
Did you ever watch "UnHung Hero", the documentary made by a guy with a smaller than average penis? iirc, he had about four inches. He made it because his previous girlfriend would not marry him because of it.

He plays the victim-card are little too heavy imo, but I still felt bad for the guy at times, but it's pretty interesting, for what it is. It suggest that the more monogamous a given society or group is, the smaller the average dick size among the males becomes. Korea was used as an example as being smaller on average than the world average.

I did see that movie. I was with someone that size. The sex was good, but it did take much longer to finish. And I am not going to lie, it was more challenging to remain faithful. I was much more tempted than I was with larger men.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I did see that movie. I was with someone that size. The sex was good, but it did take much longer to finish. And I am not going to lie, it was more challenging to remain faithful. I was much more tempted than I was with larger men.

You size queen, you 😛

gay thread.

Have you ever considered that maybe you're a gay?

nah. tried it once, didn't like it. 😛

which one of you will cancel letitia wright