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Originally posted by Surtur
Be a real man and achieve that muscle without steroids.

He can’t

Obligatory "meat head thread."

MEAT
HEAD
THREAD!

It's not that lifting weights and having muscles is everything.

It's that being weak, flabby, and out of shape really sucks.

Also, like Robtard said, it doesn't hurt that people check you out and 'mire you. Being fit and envied by the plebeians is nice.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's not that lifting weights and having muscles is everything.

It's that being weak, flabby, and out of shape really sucks.

Also, like Robtard said, it doesn't hurt that people check you out and 'mire you. Being fit and envied by the plebeians is nice.

Nah, it's so when you are playing sport or you hit someone you have an edge. I got into weights for Rugby and Muay Thai now 35 years later I still do muay thai training more than I lift weights in a week when Covid is not shutting gyms.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Age is just a number, thank god for size queens. 🙂

I do not **** with size queens. Most of them are bad at sex, and they do not bring anything but the ability to insert large objects inside themselves to the table. Like, I am bringing all this dick, what do you have that I should be interested in? The fact that you are a gaping, prolapsed hole with no tread left on the tires, who can put all the living room furniture up your ass? No thanks, that is repulsive.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I do not **** with size queens. Most of them are bad at sex, and they do not bring anything but the ability to insert large objects inside themselves to the table. Like, I am bringing all this dick, what do you have that I should be interested in? The fact that you are a gaping, prolapsed hole with no tread left on the tires, who can put all the living room furniture up your ass? No thanks, that is repulsive.

😆

Originally posted by Blakemore
K.

Skeletor is gay with Mum-ra. 😐

Skeletor is with Evil-Lynn.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I do not **** with size queens. Most of them are bad at sex, and they do not bring anything but the ability to insert large objects inside themselves to the table. Like, I am bringing all this dick, what do you have that I should be interested in? The fact that you are a gaping, prolapsed hole with no tread left on the tires, who can put all the living room furniture up your ass? No thanks, that is repulsive.
My wife as you know is black and she went out with a Russian and a French guy as well as a few Nigerians before we met. Clearly not together😖hifty: she says the other white guys dicks couldn't make her scream, my dick is an oyibo (white) African, she says i must be albino.

Originally posted by Robtard
😆

I like a big dick as much as the next person, but I would not base my identity on it.

Dick's not my thing, but I hear ya. There's a whole subculture with size-queens, both male and female.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Skeletor is with Evil-Lynn.
Sorry, I only know the memes. I never watched He-man.

I did see some thundercats though. I really liked Cheetara, but I'm a straight momma's boy, so you know.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
My wife as you know is black and she went out with a Russian and a French guy as well as a few Nigerians before we met. Clearly not together😖hifty: she says the other white guys dicks couldn't make her scream, my dick is an oyibo (white) African, she says i must be albino.
Have you told her that not every black guy has the big black dick?

It reminds of a comic I saw on 4chan back when I was all pro-Trump for da lulz. It goes like this:

After 8th grade gym class, all the boys hit the showers and the black guy had a dick 3 times bigger than everyone else. After school he goes to his mother and says "Hey mom, in the showers my dick was bigger than everyone else, is that because I'm black?" and his mum replies "No son, it's because your ass is 35 years old mm-hm!" and the black guy says "sheeeiiiit"

I know it's racist, but goddammit, everyone I told it to laughs.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Sorry, I only know the memes. I never watched He-man.

I did see some thundercats though. I really liked Cheetara, but I'm a straight momma's boy, so you know.

Have you told her that not every black guy has the big black dick?

It reminds of a comic I saw on 4chan back when I was all pro-Trump for da lulz. It goes like this:

After 8th grade gym class, all the boys hit the showers and the black guy had a dick 3 times bigger than everyone else. After school he goes to his mother and says "Hey mom, in the showers my dick was bigger than everyone else, is that because I'm black?" and his mum replies "No son, it's because your ass is 35 years old mm-hm!" and the black guy says "sheeeiiiit"

I know it's racist, but goddammit, everyone I told it to laughs.

Yeah, it's funny 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Dick's not my thing, but I hear ya. There's a whole subculture with size-queens, both make and female.
when I've used tinder it certainly helps.

Rob likes anus.

Originally posted by Blakemore
After 8th grade gym class, all the boys hit the showers and the black guy had a dick 3 times bigger than everyone else. After school he goes to his mother and says "Hey mom, in the showers my dick was bigger than everyone else, is that because I'm black?" and his mum replies "No son, it's because your ass is 35 years old mm-hm!" and the black guy says "sheeeiiiit"

I've heard this joke before. It's a racist redneck joke going back decades.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've heard this joke before. It's a racist redneck joke going back decades.
Yeah, I've already admitted that. Although it does allude to just how racist the USA is. 😬

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
when I've used tinder it certainly helps.

Makes sense, Tinder's about the one-night-stand, or at least it was initially.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Rob likes anus.

It's the other, often tighter vagina.