The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Blakemore1,415 pages

I guess I chose the wrong word when I said "predatory" I meant persistent. Like looking at you in infatuation and awe! Worshipping the ground you walk on and I'm thinking "look dude, I'm at a gay bar to be nice to some friends and I'm not interested. It's very unlikely for me to pull a lady here so I'll just get drunk, but thanks for the offer, I just don't swing that way."

Originally posted by Scribble
I've been inappropriately touched and fondled by both, neither is nice. Gay men always go for the arse though, whilst women seem to go for the midriff.

Same.

Happened just a couple of months back at the gym.

My experience is the gay men touch my butt. Sometimes resting their hand on my butt, sometimes just grabbing it.

Had a gay dude grab a handful of pec, once.

The women usually touch or squeeze my butt, too. But only women have cupped or touched my crotch area. Doesn't bother me.

With the gay men, I remind them that I'm straight. For the women, I don't say anything. Women seem to be more timid about it and touch very briefly. I just ignore them. It's always drunk or fat or drunk and fat women.

Women go for the abs or crotch. Especially the slags.

Originally posted by Blakemore
In my experience, women like abs.

Yes. One lady I worked with would rub up and down my abs when I was working and tell me to flex. She had a BF. 😬 I obliged. 🙂

Women also like muscular arms (but most don't like huge muscular types). This one girl I was with for a while would grab the backs of my arms and squeezed about 20 seconds before she orgasmed. She absolutely loved it. I would prop myself up on my hands. I think it's a primal thing. Women are horndogs, too.

They like muscles..... but abs seems to be the thing they like the most. Maybe it means sex ability? 😬

Originally posted by dadudemon
Women seem to be more timid about it and touch very briefly. I just ignore them. It's always drunk or fat or drunk and fat women.

Or cougar.

Originally posted by Blakemore
They like muscles..... but abs seems to be the thing they like the most. Maybe it means sex ability? 😬
Nah, they like cock best.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Nah, they like cock best.

Ron Jeramy was essentially a dough boy, but he's the king of porn for a reason.

Originally posted by cdtm
Ron Jeramy was essentially a dough boy, but he's the king of porn for a reason.

Yeah, but that's because (heterosexual) men love big cocks (presumably imagining they have them)...Ron Jeremy kind of porn is not aimed at women.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Nah, they like cock best.
It's not about the size, it's how you use it 😉

Originally posted by cdtm
Ron Jeramy was essentially a dough boy, but he's the king of porn for a reason.

John Holmes was the king of porn, Ron Jeremy only gets recognition because he looks like The Penguin, nobody would know who he was if he didn't look the way he did/does. He's famous for doing porn while not looking like someone who would do porn, he's a porno oddity.

Respect tho'.

Has anyone else heard of Loraine Bobbit? She cut off her husband's penis which then had to be put back together and the guy befriended Ron Jeremy and did porno with a ****ed up penis. I think one of the videos is called "franken-penis" 😂

Yeah John Wayne Bobbitt, he's infamous, Ice T is apparently in the movie in a non sex role.

haermm some people.

You know 'Bobbitt' is now a verb in the dictionary, 'To cut off the penis'. I'm not even joking.

laughcry

Edit: Her name was Lorena. But yeah, Samhaim is right, it is in the dictionary. 😆

Originally posted by cdtm
Ron Jeramy was essentially a dough boy, but he's the king of porn for a reason.

he is a rapist

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
he is a rapist

Everyones a rapist.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
he is a rapist

Prove It or STFU.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b] Prove It or STFU. [/B]

get banned trumper and GTFO