The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure I've ever heard that song.
it's Glenn Campbell. Acceptable 70's country rock. It's now playing Paul Simon. Does your wife ever swear at you in language you don't understand and tell you to put you headphones on. Waka/5 fingers but she is smiling so I am in the clear. 🙂

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it's Glenn Campbell. Acceptable 70's country rock. It's now playing Paul Simon. Does your wife ever swear at you in language you don't understand and tell you to put you headphones on. Waka/5 fingers but she is smiling so I am in the clear. 🙂

My wife only speaks English and a little bit of bad Spanish. So no, can't say that's happened to me.

Originally posted by Robtard
My wife only speaks English and a little bit of bad Spanish. So no, can't say that's happened to me.
ahh, mine puts up with a lot. To be honest Rob they all have. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Hovind thinks the Earth is only around 6,000 years old and that man and dinosaurs coexisted. Hovind is no scientist.

Hovind is also suing the US Government for over half a billion dollars because he can't accept responsibility for his own tax fraud. The Bible tells you to pay your taxes. He's no Christian either.

And here is a meme with his mugshot.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
ahh, mine puts up with a lot. To be honest Rob they all have. 🙂
You should get them all in a room together, let them talk 🙂

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
And here is a meme with his mugshot.

😆

Originally posted by Robtard
You should get them all in a room together, let them talk 🙂
it may happen one day 😂 I am much older than all but one off them, and we all still talk because... kids, so my wake should be great. I hope I am wrong about heaven and I get to see it.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
And here is a meme with his mugshot.

👆 Top notch!

I just found out something awful.

Grand Dragon and Grand Wizard are a KKK reference.

When did they ruin dragons and wizards?!?! They're like two of the most awesome things ever!

Ask democrats..... they are the ones who founded the KKK.

You mean southern Baptists.

Wait, you’re a southern Baptist right?

No, I meant just what I said.... democrats.

@Blake: I don't really consider myself to be part of any specific denomination.

Just call myself a Christian Fundamentalist.

Haven't attended any church service in many years (since before I joined military) unless you count funeral services as church services but I guess my beliefs line up more closely with Baptists than any other denomination.

I sure as hell am no Roman Catholic, Mormon, or Jehova's Witness.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Ask democrats..... they are the ones who founded the KKK.

Are Germans still Nazis?

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
@Blake: I don't really consider myself to be part of any specific denomination.

Just call myself a Christian Fundamentalist.

Haven't attended any church service in many years (since before I joined military) unless you count funeral services as church services but I guess my beliefs line up more closely with Baptists than any other denomination.

I sure as hell am no Roman Catholic, Mormon, or Jehova's Witness.

baptism is drowning a baby until it almost dies and spouting a load of nonsense so the child obeys. It’s ****ing barbaric.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Are Germans still Nazis?
some are 😏 some are socialist 😜

Originally posted by Blakemore
baptism is drowning a baby until it almost dies and spouting a load of nonsense so the child obeys. It’s ****ing barbaric.

Uh, no.... that is roman catholicism. Baptists don't baptize babies as far as I know. In order to be baptized, you have have to willingly accept Christ. Babies aren't able to do that. They can't even speak, ffs.

RC's baptizing babies is actually one of the many reasons why I don't like roman catholicism.

Why is it called baptism then?

You're not making much sense. Do you happen to be drunk at the moment? Just askin'.

RCs call it "baptism" but it really isn't. Babies can't be legitimately baptized.