The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by Blakemore
baptism is drowning a baby until it almost dies and spouting a load of nonsense so the child obeys. It’s ****ing barbaric.

what is dead may never die

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
You're not making much sense. Do you happen to be drunk at the moment? Just askin'.

RCs call it "baptism" but it really isn't. Babies can't be legitimately baptized.

Remember when George Castanza had sex with the cleaning lady after they both got loaded off Hennigans?

In todays day and age wouldn't that be considered rape?

The guys name was weiner. ZACK WEINER. :LOL:

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
The guys name was weiner. ZACK WEINER. :LOL:

I know right? Its like, what is there to even be shocked about? Look at his name!

I'd totally vote for him.

How about boener, it’s pronounced bay-ner!?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Nice to see you not trolling Snow 😉 return to the light 🙂

😄

Originally posted by Blakemore
but they’re called baptists…

^He's correct.

Why can't we have nice things?

Dusted off Burnout 3 Takedown on my PS2 and Revenge on the 360. All the bazillion remasters of Skyrim, all the many many car sim games, and no one wants to remaster the funnest arcade racing crash sims of all time for modern consoles?

I never understood why Need for Speed or Forza was more popular then Burnout anyways. I mean, what other racing games turns crashing into a viable strategy to win? Crash + Crashbreaker + all five cars caught in the explosion = inner five year old smiling ear to ear.

Burnout 3 was the living shit, I miss that game.

GTA 3 was fun.

Originally posted by Blakemore
GTA 3 was fun.

I did Vice City, San Andeas, GTA IV and I'm currently playing GTA V Online.

Only story line I came close to finishing was IV, but then my game crashed and I lost it all.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did Vice City, San Andeas, GTA IV and I'm currently playing GTA V Online.

Only story line I came close to finishing was IV, but then my game crashed and I lost it all.

Did you get the Epic Game Store freebie?

Even if you own it on other platforms, it doesn't hurt having a backup given the horror stories of unjust bans..

Which freebie?

Originally posted by Robtard
Which freebie?

Epic Game Store has been giving away free games every week as a way to draw people into their platform. Good games too, like the entire Batman Arkham series, Alien Isolation, Hitman 2016..

GTA V was one of those giveaways. It actually crashed their server.

Thanks, I'll check it out. I kinda have been wanting to try the Batman games

Originally posted by Robtard
Thanks, I'll check it out. I kinda have been wanting to try the Batman games

Those were older offerings, but some do get recycled. Usually it's one game on offer a week, changing every Thursday. Sometimes you get two, or as many as half a dozen (Rare, only really happened with Batman Arkham 1-3 and Lego Batman 1-3)

I don't really care for the two games on offer this week (Overcooked 2 could be fun with friends I guess), but tomorrow they have a pretty awesome looking racer called Horizon Turbo Chase. Seems modeled after Sega arcade racers like Outrun or Daytona USA.

Also, Sonic Mania, if you like classic Sonic platformers.

I haven't played a GTA in years, #Nintendo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thanks, I'll check it out. I kinda have been wanting to try the Batman games

They’re really good…and then Arkham knight happened 😬

Asylum is the only one I've played so far.

Fun game, but some of the extreme combat challenges are hard as hell.