The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Yeah, needing all those orthopedic leg pillows and shit is high-maintenance. That is exactly what I have been saying.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I was planning on eating bacon today.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're better off with some grilled steak, bacon's bad for you all around.

But delicious! BTW my dad is 93 and still has bacon most mornings Rob!

Bob Dole... dead.

Dole said there's no question that Trump lost his reelection race – narrowly but fair and square.

On the current political environment, he says, "I do believe we've lost something."

Dole described Biden as "a great, kind, upstanding, decent person."

Ever try putting mayo on a peanut butter sandwich?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
and how high is this stack of orthapaedic pillows and "shit", as you're picturing it? do i have a hyperbaric chamber like darth vader?

You got a nebulizer too?

sure, why not. i keep it next to my iron lung

Is Bash the forum's new official gimp? 😛

In My Way of Life, Joan Crawford says, "No one wants to hear about your problems. I think that is good advice.

I want a man to be sexy. If he has ailments, I do not want to know about them. Unless it is something like a cold, in which case, I can play Florence Nightengale for 5–7 days, and feel sweet and romantic towards him. But if you need medical devices and shit, just be discreet. That is not sexy, and it makes me feel like I am ****ing an old man.

Video Games are gay.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
In My Way of Life, Joan Crawford says, "No one wants to hear about your problems. I think that is good advice.

I want a man to be sexy. If he has ailments, I do not want to know about them. Unless it is something like a cold, in which case, I can play Florence Nightengale for 5–7 days, and feel sweet and romantic towards him. But if you need medical devices and shit, just be discreet. That is not sexy, and it makes me feel like I am ****ing an old man.

yeeeeah, I'm not liking this theme you're applying to me, so get a grip on that imagination.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is Bash the forum's new official gimp? 😛

apparently?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
yeeeeah, I'm not liking this theme you're applying to me, so get a grip on that imagination.

That is what I have been saying all along. How about you give me something better to imagine?

Originally posted by Blakemore
Video Games are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that?

you get NOTHING

Originally posted by cdtm
Not that there's anything wrong with that?

Also hentai and even weirder shit.

Adam's going to call me homophobic again, I guess.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you get NOTHING

Originally posted by Blakemore
I just noticed gay men like video games a lot.

Also hentai and even weirder shit.

Adam's going to call me homophobic again, I guess.

No, men like those things. Gay men are men. Stop being ignorant.

Don't listen to him Blake, you can be as ignorant as you want to be! 😠

Just look at Homer Simpson and Archie Bunker. Everyone LOVES them.

Yeah, I don't like ignorance.

He's right, men like video games, I was just using "gay" in a negative way because even the straight guys who like video games don't get laid that much and are dorky.

Video games are dorky. 🙂 There.

I have a friend who is one of those guys who is good at every game (we all do) and he made scandalous amounts of money producing games for Sony, I mean he's been seeing the same girl since they were in school but he'd have no problem going out to get laid, he's built like a phone box too so deffo not dorky. Some of his coworkers were skinny, nerdy guys though.

Originally posted by samhain
I have a friend who is one of those guys who is good at every game (we all do) and he made scandalous amounts of money producing games for Sony, I mean he's been seeing the same girl since they were in school but he'd have no problem going out to get laid, he's built like a phone box too so deffo not dorky. Some of his coworkers were skinny, nerdy guys though.

In my late teens I used to go the gym twice a week on average and ate healthy diets. My shoulders were big, my abdomen looks like a washboard and I had thunder thighs (not the fat woman kind, the strong muscly kind). Women would stare at me and blush constantly, (they still do) even the older ones!