The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
he has said as much, he will do big events like Mike Tyson did. Thing is billed heights in pro wrestling are bullshit. I'm a lot taller than Brett Hart and his billed 6ft I think. I know because I met him at a book signing 10 years ago. He is 5ft 10" at best.

Heights on social media are bullshit now, if I go on a dating app nowadays I'd probably have to say I'm 6"5 cos if girls see that I say I'm 6"2 they'll assume I'm lying and believe I'm shorter than that.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Do you remember when Vinny Jones went on Gladiators and threw a tantrum because they treated him like a small child.

Lol, yes. It's genuinely pathetic how small some celebs actually are, no wonder they choose to live in bubbles.

Originally posted by samhain
Heights on social media are bullshit now, if I go on a dating app nowadays I'd probably have to say I'm 6"5 cos if girls see that I say I'm 6"2 they'll assume I'm lying and believe I'm shorter than that.
I never lie my 6ft 1 is a good height. Never wanted to be taller even as more young uns, are taller than me than when I was young. 😂

Originally posted by samhain
Lol, yes. It's genuinely pathetic how small some celebs actually are, no wonder they choose to live in bubbles.
it is I think it prompted him to work out after that. Fashnau was such a **** to him that night. I was pissing myself at home.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I never lie my 6ft 1 is a good height. Never wanted to be taller even as more young uns, are taller than me than when I was young. 😂

Yeah I'm happy with my height too, it just irritates me that 5"9 guys are probably claiming to be the same height as me online.

Originally posted by samhain
Yeah I'm happy with my height too, it just irritates me that 5"9 guys are probably claiming to be the same height as me online.
😂 True that Sam.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
That must have been an interesting walk. Some parts of London never sleep. I've been in a coffee shop in the west end after clubbing from 4 am till 6 in the morning the whole road was buzzing, still goes on now I'm sure.

kinda surreal. I also walked by times square to get to the bus station, and it was empty and all cleaned up like nothing happened.

Originally posted by samhain
Yeah I'm happy with my height too, it just irritates me that 5"9 guys are probably claiming to be the same height as me online.

Just manlets being manlets.

I'm genuinely 5'9 and I'm above average height 😂

Yeah, they'll be some giants taller than me, but most men are shorter than me. I'd like to meet Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan and laugh at their manlet-ness.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
kinda surreal. I also walked by times square to get to the bus station, and it was empty and all cleaned up like nothing happened.
i can imagine, apocalyptic weird. There's always someone in central London. Always a car, always someone.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
i can imagine, apocalyptic weird. There's always someone in central London. Always a car, always someone.

That's why the opening sequence of 28 Days Later was so impressive. They never had the budget to shut down those areas or CGI out people in the background. They just had to pick their moments and edit around when people were in shot.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm genuinely 5'9 and I'm above average height 😂

Yeah, they'll be some giants taller than me, but most men are shorter than me. I'd like to meet Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan and laugh at their manlet-ness.

5'10, but I was put in the middle of the casket as a paul bearer instead of the ends because the only other one of the six smaller then me was a cousin half my age. Everyone else are giants, one was a weight lifter with a Lou Ferrigno build.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm genuinely 5'9 and I'm above average height 😂

Yeah, they'll be some giants taller than me, but most men are shorter than me. I'd like to meet Ben Shapiro or Joe Rogan and laugh at their manlet-ness.

Ben Shapiro actually is 5’9. He proved it on stage once when an audience member challenged him on that.

Another manlet claiming he's 5'9. That's all it was.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
That's why the opening sequence of 28 Days Later was so impressive. They never had the budget to shut down those areas or CGI out people in the background. They just had to pick their moments and edit around when people were in shot.
Yeah, it must have been very hard to do.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Another manlet claiming he's 5'9. That's all it was.

At least he's not claiming to be 6' like some especially delusional and/or desperate manlets tend to do.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
absolutely, I was far bigger than Brett in every visible dimension. I've been to a lot of book signings over the years and I will say this, he was very personable and accommodating and short... With a far smaller frame than expected. I felt I could snap him like a twig tbh.

Not surprised. The thing that gets me more is the women though. Ones like Rhea Ripley and Nikkita Lyons look absolutely massive, and they're not even pushing 5' 10".

Originally posted by -Pr-
Not surprised. The thing that gets me more is the women though. Ones like Rhea Ripley and Nikkita Lyons look absolutely massive, and they're not even pushing 5' 10".
Chyna was a big girl mind whose life ended sadly and yes, I watched back passage to Chyna.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
At least he's not claiming to be 6' like some especially delusional and/or desperate manlets tend to do.
Hey, when I was younger I thought I was that high, then I got measured and even though I'm 5'9 I was still taller than average. So, I guess you could say I'm the tallest hobbit. 😛

Originally posted by Blakemore
Hey, when I was younger I thought I was that high, then I got measured and even though I'm 5'9 I was still taller than average. So, I guess you could say I'm the tallest hobbit. 😛

5'9 is alright and you could maybe even get away with claiming to be 6' under certain circumstances. I was thinking of 5'6 or 5'7 guys who claim to be 6'. And yes, I've seen it happen.