The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by Bashar Teg1,415 pages

why is everyone so obsessed with height? short people: stop being so insecure about it that you need to lie, and tall(er) people: stop being so goddamn obsessively proud of shit you didn't earn. we get it: your a tall man. cvnts

^ best post on the subject

Roe vs Wade might be overturned, if this leak is any indication.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
5'9 is alright and you could maybe even get away with claiming to be 6' under certain circumstances. I was thinking of 5'6 or 5'7 guys who claim to be 6'. And yes, I've seen it happen.
That's ****ing delusional.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Hey, when I was younger I thought I was that high, then I got measured and even though I'm 5'9 I was still taller than average. So, I guess you could say I'm the tallest hobbit. 😛
5'9" is not taller than average. It's exactly average in your country, as well as the United States. It isn't even slightly notable. I'm also about that tall (I've measured 5'9" and 5'10" on different occasions and never really tried to get a more exact reading because idc)

Also, short guys lie about their height because they are treated like shit, lol. Instead of complaining about short guys trying to get in on what it's like to be taller, why shouldn't people just stop treating short men like garbage? If there's no stigma against being short, there's no reason for them to lie about it.

Also, as far as wrestling goes probably the best piece of evidence I can think of is Batista, who is billed at 6'6" but was measured at 6'4" for his MMA fight so we can fairly confidently say that is probably his real height. And I've heard that for most wrestlers they add about two inches, with a few exceptions like Andre the Giant who was about 6'10" or 11" and listed as 7'5" so he'd be the tallest athlete in the world at the time or some shit, because his huge size was the gimmick.

Nope, Andre was 7'4", and advertised as 8 feet tall

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Nope, Andre was 7'4", and advertised as 8 feet tall

Wasn't he promoted more as 7 feet, 5 inches?

https://athlonsports.com/girls/was-andre-giant-7-feet-4-tall-height-drink-100-beers

Actual true height was 6'9 according to Dave Meltzer.

Arnold was 6'2" btw

Wilt is 7’1”, so Andre being easily 7’ seems legit

Though he really appeared well over 7 when he fought Hogan

Remember also that he had untreated acromegaly, so it may be that he started wrestling at 6'9" and grew to 7'

Very true

Originally posted by -Pr-
Not surprised. The thing that gets me more is the women though. Ones like Rhea Ripley and Nikkita Lyons look absolutely massive, and they're not even pushing 5' 10".

I've noticed that they never announce the weights of the female wrestlers either.

Originally posted by samhain
I've noticed that they never announce the weights of the female wrestlers either.
that did with Chyna... 😉

Originally posted by Robtard
Wilt is 7’1”, so Andre being easily 7’ seems legit

Though he really appeared well over 7 when he fought Hogan

im no basketball player, but how would you guard against him running at you.

stop
drop
curl up into a ball
pray

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
stop
drop
curl up into a ball
pray
😂 Pretty much I think.

I'd just dive out the way and wonder how I got in that situation in the first place.

Dave Chappelle was attacked?

Lot of crazies out there, but he's literally the last man on earth I'd assume anyone would want to hit.

Oh man, it's worse. The attacker was apparently intending to kill him.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/comedian-dave-chappelle-tackled-on-stage-during-la-festival-show/2885200/

The Los Angeles Police Department early Wednesday confirmed the attack, saying the weapon the man was carrying can eject a knife blade "when you discharge it correctly." It is unclear if the fan made an attempt to use the weapon.

Originally posted by cdtm Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage
Did he say something about Jada's hair?