The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
We are not on speaking terms at the moment. She believes in "natural living," and homeschooled her now adult children, so they would not have to be vaccinated.

At the outbreak of the pandemic, she opposed all remediation efforts, refusing to shelter-in-place, socially-distance, and mask. She attended protests, spread misinformation on social media, and started associating with Trumptards who shared her convictions.

She tested the limits of my patience, and I told her and her new friends exactly what they needed to know about themselves. After that, she alienated everyone in her life, and had her social media accounts suspended for spreading COVID misinformation.

She is a personal trainer and professional body builder, so gym closings affected not only her income, but her physical and mental health, so I tried to be understanding, but everyone has their limit, and I had enough of her.

Wow, she sounds like a real covidiot, a sexy one, but still a retard.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I'm actually in debt to no man or bank. Which is weird.

Be proud of that 👆

I have very little debt right now, should be 100% free by end of year.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Does that not defeat the purpose of trying something you have never done before?

Originally posted by Robtard
Ask him serious questions he can relate too, like who he'd rather have sex with, Captain America or Thor?

On one hand, Hemsworth is taller, fitter, and better-looking. On the other, Evans and his brother had their penis pictures leaked. So you know exactly what you are getting with an Evans, whereas with Hemsworth it is a bit of a mystery. To complicate things, that Evans has a gay brother makes me feel uncomfortable lusting after him, because there is an Evans that is actually available to whom to direct that attention. So even though Evans has a nice dick, I would probably lean toward Hemsworth and take my chances. None of this takes into consideration that Pratt is the Chris I find the hottest, even when he was not as fit as he is now.

So it's Starlord, Thor and then Captain America, in order of how they could get it, for you.

What about between Iron Man, Hawkeye and Dr Strange?

Originally posted by Robtard
Wow, she sounds like a real covidiot, a sexy one, but still a retard.

Yeah, she is a fetish model too. Around this time, she also was in a car accident, and lost her sports car. She had a Lotus, but I do not remember which model. Insurance covered the value of the totaled car, not a replacement, so she was not able to get another one. A series of unfortunate events for sure.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yeah, I was just wondering if you'd be with a lady considering your sexual adventurousness.

I have not even kissed a woman.

Originally posted by Robtard
Be proud of that 👆

I have very little debt right now, should be 100% free by end of year.

Adam doesn't like the ladies. ermm

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Yeah, she is a fetish model too. Around this time, she also was in a car accident, and lost her sports car. She had a Lotus, but I do not remember which model. Insurance covered the value of the totaled car, not a replacement, so she was not able to get another one. A series of unfortunate events for sure.

Oh, my. Physically, she looks amazing I assume?

Originally posted by Blakemore
Adam doesn't like the ladies. ermm

He's been very forthcoming about being a dick-only kinda guy. You weren't paying attention 😛

Originally posted by Robtard
So it's Starlord, Thor and then Captain America, in order of how they could get it, for you.

All else being equal, sure. But I am not a gambler, so I prefer to go for the sure thing. That means going with my third choice who I know has a nice dick, rather than going with my first choice and taking my chances that he does not. In this scenario, I have a know quantity, Evans, and unknown quantities, Pratt and Hemsworth. For me to choose Pratt or Hemsworth, they need to meet or exceed Evans, or I am going to be disappointed. If I do not have any other indicators (I can usually tell by looking at their hands), then I am going to go with the sure thing, because I prioritize the experience of the person. I would rather have a guy I am indifferent about who is good in bed, then someone I like who is not. There is no scenario in which the former is not the better choice.

What about between Iron Man, Hawkeye and Dr Strange?

I'm guessing Strange, Iron Man and then Hawkeye.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, my. Physically, she looks amazing I assume?

Yeah. She was a ballet dancer and a gymnast. She is naturally small-breasted, but because she is so athletic, she is flat-chested. So she got breast implants under the muscle. So she is a large C. She is petite, lean, and muscular.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Yeah. She was a ballet dancer and a gymnast. She is naturally small-breasted, but because she is so athletic, she is flat-chested. So she got breast implants under the muscle. So she is a large C. She is petite, lean, and muscular.

Though not a huge fan of fake boobs. But still.

Originally posted by Robtard
So it's Starlord, Thor and then Captain America, in order of how they could get it, for you.

What about between Iron Man, Hawkeye and Dr Strange?

Originally posted by Robtard
What about between Iron Man, Hawkeye and Dr Strange?

I'm guessing Strange, Iron Man and then Hawkeye.

This is a low-tier group. Cumberbatch has the best face and body, but he has a small dick. Downey Jr. is short, and not particularly good-looking or fit. Renner is between Cumberbatch and Downey Jr. in the face and body categories, but probably has the biggest dick. He has weird nails, which I do not like, but he is probably the best of a bad situation. So I would rank Renner, Cumberbatch, Downey Jr.

Originally posted by Robtard

Though not a huge fan of fake boobs. But still.

Because she was so flat-chested, she had no breast tissue to work with, so she had to have the placed under the muscle. They look natural at rest, but they flex with her muscles, obviously.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
This is a low-tier group. Cumberbatch has the best face and body, but he has a small dick. Downey Jr. is short, and not particularly good-looking or fit. Renner is between Cumberbatch and Downey Jr. in the face and body categories, but probably has the biggest dick. He has weird nails, which I do not like, but he is probably the best of a bad situation. So I would rank Renner, Cumberbatch, Downey Jr.

Damn, wasn't even close.

Alight, a fun one: Drax the Destroyer, Ronan the Accusar and Thanos the Mad Titan

Robtard, are you gay?