The Official Joe Biden for President Thread

Started by dadudemon38 pages
Originally posted by Blakemore
Can you come up with a more accurate one?

I'll try it.

Moderator: Welcome to tonight's first 2020 Presidential Debate. I'll by your co-host tonight with token minority Jane Doe. Let's not waste time as I'm sure many of you are eager to here what our two primary candidates have to say. First question goes to Trump: how should we handle COVID-19 this coming winter season? First

Trump: Inject UV light right into the blood. Very good stuff. Smart people, the best smart people, have looked into this. It works. It's effective. It also helps with going to the bathroom. Where you might find crooked Hillary sucking off a Muslim extremist from ISIS. Terrible woman. Terrible. If she would have been first in line to suck off Bill, perhaps Bill wouldn't have been on Epstein's plane so often. Think about it.

Moderator: Biden, same question.

Biden: First...first of all...to begin...y...you have to consider FDRs New Deal. It was a bad time for American, then. Bread lines, soup kitchens, bread lines, and even soup kitchens. And the children used to rub my legs. And...and..m..muh...my...your...my...the President. MY boss, President Obama, haha, yes, that's right, President Obama. He said to me...he told me...He said we...We need to do better for America. And you can keep your doctor!

Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen of America, we will take a short break so I can f*cking kill myself. And my token minority co-host because she was a diversity hire who sucked off the executive producer to get this spot when I would have gladly sucked his dick for a promotion so I didn't have to preside over a debate with 2 geriatric buffoons.

Just the thought of Hillary sucking off anyone makes me wanna vomit. I don't see how any guy could ever be so desperate as to want her mouth or any other part of her body near his dick.

I don't really blame Bill for chasing after other women considering how gross Hillary is. I know I probably shouldn't say that as someone who has Christian beliefs but whatever. Hopefully, God won't be too angry with me.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Just the thought of Hillary sucking off anyone makes me wanna vomit. I don't see how any guy could ever be so desperate as to want her mouth or any other part of her body near his dick.

I don't really blame Bill for chasing after other women considering how gross Hillary is. I know I probably shouldn't say that as someone who has Christian beliefs but whatever. Hopefully, God won't be too angry with me.

I, thy god, forgaveth thee for haveth no desireth of thy Hilldawg's nookie.

Bill did it all for the nookie

Originally posted by dadudemon
Moderator: Welcome to tonight's first 2020 Presidential Debate. I'll by your co-host tonight with token minority Jane Doe. Let's not waste time as I'm sure many of you are eager to here what our two primary candidates have to say. First question goes to Trump: how should we handle COVID-19 this coming winter season? First

Trump: Inject UV light right into the blood. Very good stuff. Smart people, the best smart people, have looked into this. It works. It's effective. It also helps with going to the bathroom. Where you might find crooked Hillary sucking off a Muslim extremist from ISIS. Terrible woman. Terrible. If she would have been first in line to suck off Bill, perhaps Bill wouldn't have been on Epstein's plane so often. Think about it.

Moderator: Biden, same question.

Biden: First...first of all...to begin...y...you have to consider FDRs New Deal. It was a bad time for American, then. Bread lines, soup kitchens, bread lines, and even soup kitchens. And the children used to rub my legs. And...and..m..muh...my...your...my...the President. MY boss, President Obama, haha, yes, that's right, President Obama. He said to me...he told me...He said we...We need to do better for America. And you can keep your doctor!

Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen of America, we will take a short break so I can f*cking kill myself. And my token minority co-host because she was a diversity hire who sucked off the executive producer to get this spot when I would have gladly sucked his dick for a promotion so I didn't have to preside over a debate with 2 geriatric buffoons.

😂😂

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Just the thought of Hillary sucking off anyone makes me wanna vomit. I don't see how any guy could ever be so desperate as to want her mouth or any other part of her body near his dick.

I don't really blame Bill for chasing after other women considering how gross Hillary is. I know I probably shouldn't say that as someone who has Christian beliefs but whatever. Hopefully, God won't be too angry with me.

I dont know why he married her in the first place. What was the appeal?

She was decently attractive back in the day before she was cloned off and demon possessed

You guys are weird.

Originally posted by Quincy
You guys are weird.
lol

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
She was decently attractive back in the day before she was cloned off and demon possessed

She's never looked attractive to me.

Biden Walks Back Claims On Taking Cognitive Test, Rambles About ‘Cocaine’ During Bizarre Interview

“Have you taken a cognitive test?” CBS News correspondent Errol Barnett asked.

“No, I haven’t taken a test,” Biden shot back. “Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that’s like saying, you, before you got in this program, if you take a test where you’re taking cocaine or not, what do you think, huh? Are you a junkie?”

LMAO. The best part is this is worse than anything Trump said during his Axios interview.

Originally posted by Surtur
I dont know why he married her in the first place. What was the appeal?

No idea. Maybe he just had really bad taste in women back then. Monica Lewinsky wasn't bad at all, but Hillary? Gross.

Originally posted by Surtur
Biden Walks Back Claims On Taking Cognitive Test, Rambles About ‘Cocaine’ During Bizarre Interview

[b]“Have you taken a cognitive test?” CBS News correspondent Errol Barnett asked.

“No, I haven’t taken a test,” Biden shot back. “Why the hell would I take a test? Come on man, that’s like saying, you, before you got in this program, if you take a test where you’re taking cocaine or not, what do you think, huh? Are you a junkie?”

LMAO. The best part is this is worse than anything Trump said during his Axios interview. [/B]

^ This is TDS

Originally posted by Robtard
^ This is TDS

Y-yes, that is correct. That's Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or...?

I can't be sure, but I think he was trying to insult me.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ This is TDS

That's pure comedy, it's almost worthy of going on a bad lip reading youtube channel without changing it lulz

Originally posted by snowdragon
That's pure comedy, it's almost worthy of going on a bad lip reading youtube channel without changing it lulz

Theory: Joe Biden's brain was replaced by a mad libs generator

Originally posted by dadudemon
Y-yes, that is correct. That's Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or...?

Believing that Biden's verbal fumbling there is worse than Trump's legit cringe embarrassing antics in the Axios interview is true TDS. Where one always looks at Trump through rose colored glasses.

🙂