Colossus vs. Thor

Unworthy Thor, no Mjolnir, no Jarnbjorn.

Colossus oneshots himself.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Colossus oneshots himself.

Thor is fully capable of owning himself, too.

Thor owns himself faster 😛

👆

Is this a troll/joke thread?

No.

The only joke is Thor, who has been written in such way for a good while.

Originally posted by gunchar
Is this a troll/joke thread?

It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

Colossus is more or less equal to Thing.

Thing has fought Thor in the past and done quite well.

Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.

All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

Piotr literally eats him.

Originally posted by Kazenji
It's just people having flashback trauma from their time being raped by a Scandinavian dude.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.

All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
I damn near posted this yesterday but I refrained.

I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

Good thing I'm not such a nice guy, then.

Fuck thorbags and their feelings.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Colossus is more or less equal to Thing.

Thing has fought Thor in the past and done quite well.

Then you have narrator saying Colossus is capable of going toe to toe with Thor.

All back when Thor had his full power... heh.

Piotr literally eats him.

He dominated Thor till Sif came to his rescue and you know it.

I don't know the fight you guys are talking about but if Colossus can fight Juggernaut who was said to be stronger than ever and win via BFR he should be able to hang with Thor in this scenario.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
I don't know the fight you guys are talking about

Thor #485.

Thing was driven into bloodlust by Lorelei and managed to get an upper hand against Thor, while in that brainwashed state.

Sif had to save Thor and team-up with him, in order to restrain Ben.

More than just strength Colossus is high nigh invulnerable. If Thor should strike with lightning Colossus might be able to conduct the full power of the strike like a artistic intelligence boost like Leonardo Davinci.

Yeah, Colossus is not the one that gets KO'd by a single bullet 👆

Mother Storm was doing the heavy lifting for Thor all those years...