Donald Trump Presidency Thread

Originally posted by Surtur
I guess I'll end up burning then. Meh.

Ok, suit yourself then. As long as you refuse to take the coming mark of the beast and refuse to worship the antichrist there will still be a chance for you to be saved (assuming you don't suddenly die from something before accepting Christ which is always a possibility for us mortals).

What do you consider to be worship? Like what would the bare minimum of worship be? What if a person doesn't go to church or anything, but thinks inside his mind "I love god and jesus" ?

Originally posted by Surtur
What do you consider to be worship? Like what would the bare minimum of worship be? What if a person doesn't go to church or anything, but thinks inside his mind "I love god and jesus" ?

Well, the Bible seems to indicate that the only way to receive the mark of the beast is to worship the antichrist.

I haven't attended actual church services since I was a teenager but I still almost constantly have Jesus on my mind and in my heart (except when I'm sinning of course) and I do frequently silently pray to God and ask Him for forgiveness.

Don't know if you would consider that to be worship but I do. I would not be praying to someone I don't worship.

So what do you consider to be heaven? Lets say you have an all around decent person who prays like you, but they love to do coke and they die.

Are they gonna have all the coke they can snort in heaven or what? What about food and alcohol? Weed? Is banging allowed? What if I bang a spirit I'm not married to?

Would this deity be a buzzkill?

LOL@ some of your hypothetical questions on God, religion, and Christianity. You have a lot of them, don't you?

I suggest you go consult someone with more knowledge on the subject. Kent Hovind would be happy to answer all of your questions. He'd probably do a better job than I would, tbh.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Well, the Bible seems to indicate that the only way to receive the mark of the beast is to worship the antichrist.

I haven't attended actual church services since I was a teenager but I still almost constantly have Jesus on my mind and in my heart (except when I'm sinning of course) and I do frequently silently pray to God and ask Him for forgiveness.

Don't know if you would consider that to be worship but I do. I would not be praying to someone I don't worship.

And if god sends me to hell, then its rock and roll and burning for eternity. woooooo

"Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven."

John Milton, Paradise Lost

Originally posted by Blakemore
It's okay. I praise satan and hitler and saddam. Go torture! Woooo.

And if god sends me to hell, then its rock and roll and burning for eternity. woooooo

Thanks for confirming your love of Hitler once more.

The TDS is reaching baffling levels lol. So the other day during a debate when talking about illegal immigration trump mentioned coyotes helping to smuggle people in. Which "coyote" is a term for such smugglers.

Yet the derangement came anyways:

Does Trump think there are actual coyotes coming over the border?

And here is how an actual state representative reacted:

One wonders what image these people must have in their minds. Is it something like this?

They're leftists, Surt... are you genuinely surprised that they're so ignorant?

One wonders what image these people must have in their minds. Is it something like this?

Storks are on strike so coyotes had to step up.

Originally posted by Surtur
The TDS is reaching baffling levels lol. So the other day during a debate when talking about illegal immigration trump mentioned coyotes helping to smuggle people in. Which "coyote" is a term for such smugglers.

Yet the derangement came anyways:

Does Trump think there are actual coyotes coming over the border?

And here is how an actual state representative reacted:

One wonders what image these people must have in their minds. Is it something like this?

They're gonna struggle to comprehend certain facts about storks too.

Don't really know who Dar'Sun Kendrik is, but she should have done a minute of googling to see what "coyote" meant in that context.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't really know who Dar'Sun Kendrik is, but she should have done a minute of googling to see what "coyote" meant in that context.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
But do you care who someone random on Twitter is Rob?

She's cute.

Originally posted by Robtard
Turns out she's a State Representative from Georgia, so she should have done a bit of research before posting.

She's cute.

LOL. It was far more than just her. Tons of other leftist blue check marks on twitter had no clue either.

They literally thought Trump was talking about the actual animal lol.

Oh leftists.... smh.

Lots of people are not aware of what "coyote" means in that context and it's not just "Leftist".

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
LOL. It was far more than just her. Tons of other leftist blue check marks on twitter had no clue either.

They literally thought Trump was talking about the actual animal lol.

Oh leftists.... smh.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lots of people are not aware of what "coyote" means in that context and it's not just "Leftist".

But it is very obvious which group is more ignorant of what coyote means in the context that Trump used it:

Since you're not good with rhetoric, I'll explain: it's the Democrats, Progressives, and retarded-leftists.