Superman vs Herald Thor

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Herald Thor got hurt by a Fortnite shotgun in the back, and his mind is getting wiped out by the energies of the planet.

Didn't take long to ruin him.

Full scans below.

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/thor-loses-mjolnir-on-fortnite-island-thor-4-jumps-to-14-on-ebay/

Originally posted by Delta1938
It's different because one is an inanimate object that can't move or hit before being hit, and one is a living being whose eyes are closed so he's unaware of anything to move out of the way of or hit before being hit. Get with the program Abhi.

.....is this actually canon? When a friend sent me it I assumed it was a webcomic someone made for the lulz.

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/thor-loses-mjolnir-on-fortnite-island-thor-4-jumps-to-14-on-ebay/

Originally posted by abhilegend
Its canon.

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/thor-loses-mjolnir-on-fortnite-island-thor-4-jumps-to-14-on-ebay/

First Jane now this. Even with an explanation (assuming it exists and is good), I legitimately feel bad for Thorbags.

I guess since I've won a few times I'm>>Thor.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Herald Thor got hurt by a Fortnite shotgun in the back, and his mind is getting wiped out by the energies of the planet.

Didn't take long to ruin him.

How powerful is a fortnite shotgun?

Originally posted by MrMind
sundipped superman destroyed the multiverse rage, he is infinitely more powerful than the most powerful version of thor

Pretty sure the editor or someone said that didn't happen.

Originally posted by abhilegend
How powerful is a fortnite shotgun?

Ironically, we need JBLs son now lol

Originally posted by abhilegend
How powerful is a fortnite shotgun?

Haven't played in a while but powerful enough to break a hastily built wooden wall not reinforced or even fully built. In a at least a couple shots if not more.

The shotgun that hurt Thor was a grey, green or blue. There's stronger purple and gold ones. And the pump shotguns are much stronger too in one blast.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ironically, we need JBLs son now lol

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Ironically, we need JBLs son now lol

Given how much of a dork JBL is while acting the way he does, I can see his son being like Butters.

YouTube video

JBL's son and the SOUTH PARK kids are tired of getting owned by Ninja so band together.

CARTMAN: "Everyone login through your platform of choice at 7 PM sharp. We'll meet at Moisty Mire and we'll start getting loot from there."

JBL'S SON: "I don't play FORTNITE."

CARTMAN: "But you told me you're on your Xbox all day."

JBL'S SON: "I play pet games on ROBLOX m"

CARTMAN: "Go install FORTNITE and join the most played game in the world before we all murder you."

JBL'S SON: "Oh alright."

Then JBL threatens everyone with his non existent stepmom lawyer while talking about how his writer friends at DC say that Superman sun dipped gets beat by FORTNITE pistols so Thor is still superior.

You're not funny. Go back on your 3 month hiatus again

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
You're not funny. Go back on your 3 month hiatus again

How about you try to stop being autistic and only reply when you have something relevant to say ? I mean you're a blatant hypocrite. Acting big because I don't always post when you have zero clue why after the meltdown you had getting called out.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Its canon.

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/thor-loses-mjolnir-on-fortnite-island-thor-4-jumps-to-14-on-ebay/

How is it confirmed as Canon?

And people shouldn't overreact to that honestly. Unless there's more I'm missing, reacting to the gun blast isn't really much worse than getting knocked down by the rock.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Terrible comparison, he outright aimed at Heimdall, and blitzed him from a distance. Gladiator's blitz is combat, He had traverse entire galaxies while maintaining his vision on heimdall the entire way there, the processing speed of that information and the fact he was going to attack him seals as a combat speed feat and a reaction at the same time, period.

Superman's best speed feat combat wise is nanosecond levels. Anything above that is head canon throughout

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
That's TRAVEL speed. THIS is what I'm asking for:

PLEASE Show Superman remotely operating above nanosecond in a scenario that was combat oriented in this example. I'd LOVE to see it

Why does it have to be combat oriented?

If someone can Metroman the world (a nanosecond acts as minutes) then is it possible that they are not fast in combat?

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
You're not funny. Go back on your 3 month hiatus again

Soon as you go back on your 3 month ban which was the best time period in KMc existence besides Ushgarak finally leaving

Originally posted by h1a8
Why does it have to be combat oriented?

If someone can Metroman the world (a nanosecond acts as minutes) then is it possible that they are not fast in combat?

Look who it is. That should explain it all.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Soon as you go back on your 3 month ban which was the best time period in KMc existence besides Ushgarak finally leaving

He lose yet another BZ and is supposed to be gone, or you just trash talking him based on what he said?

Also gotta love how he acts with his ego, but actually taking the effort to check the last time I posted despite he "doesn't care." Reminds me of how laughable it was he compared me to a stalking ex "coming around every month."

I've actually had stalkers, so every month is pretty ****ing hilarious to think that's akin to an obsessive ex. Makes me think he's never even had a girlfriend. It's either that or he's lying and stupid enough to think anyone will fall for it.