Darth Vader + Wolverine vs. Xenomorphs!!!

The horde of Alien Xenomorphs seen in AvP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqhWDgo40o0

vs.

Darth Vader:

*Vader just found out that Padme was having an affair with Kenobi, and the whore loved every second of it.

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Wolverine:

*The most berserk Wolvie we've ever seen. I'm talking positively nutty. Adamantium claws.

Wolvie and Vader are dropped smack-dibbity-dab on top of the pyramid seen above. For the purposes of this battle lets assume it's raining, but not too hard... Just a nice little drizzle to set the ambiance.

*Fight ends: a.) when Vader and Wolverine are dead/incapacitated, OR b.) when all the Xenos are killed.

How goes it?

😂

Wolverine wins. Vader does pretty good till his arm gets melted off, when he goes to retrieve his saber from his dismembered arm he trips over it and falls down all the pyramid steps

Team could win but wolverine would be kinda useless other than a distraction in my opinion.
He probably wouldn’t have trouble with a few Xenos, but with that many he’s gonna be constantly drenched in acid and constantly melting and healing since he has to get right next to them to cut them.
The acid might be too much for his healing factor, since whatever heals is immediately gonna be doused in acid like it would blood.

Vader on the other hand doesnt have to get anywhere near them to kill them. His force bubble would protect from any attack and potential acid. His tk is strong enough to effortlessly kill them (like he and sidious slaughtered the lyleks) and his lightsaber is there if any get up close.
Also his lightsaber would probably cauterize the xenos wounds so no acid blood.

Wolverine could provide a distraction (leaping into them) while Vader throws his lightsaber and lets it do most of the work as he crushes the rest with the force.

Vader might even be able to control a few of them with force mind power shenanigans but I’m not sure.

Throwing his lightsaber is not a good idea --- it's gonna get destroyed by the acid.

Xenos' acid eats its way through damn near anything with ridiculous ease.

Vader finally gets some high ground 😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Vader finally gets some high ground 😂

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Throwing his lightsaber is not a good idea --- it's gonna get destroyed by the acid.

Xenos' acid eats its way through damn near anything with ridiculous ease.

Good point didn’t think of that.

I guess he could destroy part of the pyramid and use the stone and debris as weapons like he did against Luke in empire.

Or he could use the xeno’s themselves as weapons by crashing them into each other like a slow child with some action figures.

The team don't stand a chance

People forget that Vader could just create a force bubble, grasp Logan and uses him as a TK cannonball?

It doesn’t matter that Logan’s skin gets melted, his adamantium skeleton is all Vader needs.

Originally posted by LordGod
The team don't stand a chance

There are too many, yes.

Even if we downplay xenos themselves, we can't ignore their number and their (super)acid blood.

AvP 1 was a masterpiece compared to AvP2: Requiem, btw.

team wins.. vader slices/dices and uses force crush constantly while logan smokes and burns them with his cigars and he also slices them up

Originally posted by SquallX
People forget that Vader could just create a force bubble, grasp Logan and uses him as a TK cannonball?

It doesn’t matter that Logan’s skin gets melted, his adamantium skeleton is all Vader needs.

Vader may be a powerhouse if we use showings outside of the movies, but he's still not unbeatable.

Xenomorphs stomp

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
team wins.. vader slices/dices and uses force crush constantly while logan smokes and burns them with his cigars and he also slices them up

If Genndy Tartakovsky writers Vader and Logan, then sure, they massacre xenos.

Under anyone else, they should get eventually overwhelmed.

Wolverine's hf can get maxed out, Vader can lose his concentration and/or become exhausted.

Xeno waves seemed endless... it's a typical "survivor" game scenario, in which you can't win, you can only try to endure longer than the other players.

Stilt is correct

Yeah, that Xenomorph horde appeared unimaginably large. I don't have extensive knowledge on Vader but his TK would have to be something fierce to deal with this. I was under the impression his TK is only around Psylocke's Sisterhood -- Second Coming levels.

Wolverine could make a valiant effort but, as Stilt said, even his healing factor eventually taxes out.

I feel like the Xenomorphs win, but I don't know the full extent of Vader's abilities.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Yeah, that Xenomorph horde appeared unimaginably large. I don't have extensive knowledge on Vader but his TK would have to be something fierce to deal with this. I was under the impression his TK is only around Psylocke's Sisterhood -- Second Coming levels.

Wolverine could make a valiant effort but, as Stilt said, even his healing factor eventually taxes out.

I feel like the Xenomorphs win, but I don't know the full extent of Vader's abilities.

You're about right although Galan maybe using all his feats throughout for this thread. The issue is the acid blood. I cant see anyone without significant shields, hf or invulnerability going melee against the xenos and winning. Vader falls short as does logan...eventually

Originally posted by Sin I AM
The issue is the acid blood.

Yes.

Even if we assume xenos are jobbing at their absolute worst in this thread, getting one-shotted by any attack, their blood is still the main problem.

Xenos also are smart enough to:

1) wound each other, causing a free acid bath for everyone...

2) spit acid (happened only in a single movie, but hey, canon for the alien franchise).

Originally posted by LordGod
The team don't stand a chance

Wolverine is pretty much a non factor here. The sheer amount of acid, stabbing tails, Puncturing tongues would probably kill him.

Darth Vader can protect himself and kill many using the force, but he would get exhausted eventually.