Darth Vader + Wolverine vs. Xenomorphs!!!

Started by StiltmanFTW3 pages

He's survived worse.

But yes, he's a melee fighter without gear or prep here, so he's pretty screwed. Incap counts as a win, anyway.

Vader would need to be constantly sending an omni-directional Force wave to be safe.

The two loses. No contest. That's too many xenos. Wolverine would be a skeleton and Vader would get killed.

Even the handle of the lightsaber would be melted.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
If Genndy Tartakovsky writers Vader and Logan, then sure, they massacre xenos.

Under anyone else, they should get eventually overwhelmed.

Wolverine's hf can get maxed out, Vader can lose his concentration and/or become exhausted.

Xeno waves seemed endless... it's a typical "survivor" game scenario, in which you can't win, you can only try to endure longer than the other players.

So then the question becomes: how many Xenos do you think Wolvie and Vader could get through before being overwhelmed?

And there weren't an unlimited amount of Xenos there, as the Predator bomb wiped them all out. There did seem to be thousands, though.

23 and 32

Jedi were overwhelmed by too many battle droids and clone troopers.

Without EU feats, Vader simply gets taken by superior numbers.

Feel free to use any of Vader's feats.

Can Vader's armor withstand some acidic blood from Xenomorphs? I remember Vader's armor withstanding Luke's lightsaber strike in TESB, My knowledge about Xenomorphs only from the movies though......

Oh I'm sure the acid blood would rape his armor.

But he can also continue fighting with massively damaged/compromised armor, so it really just depends where the blood splatters him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

Even if we assume xenos are jobbing at their absolute worst in this thread, getting one-shotted by any attack, their blood is still the main problem.

Xenos also are smart enough to:

1) wound each other, causing a free acid bath for everyone...

2) spit acid (happened only in a single movie, but hey, canon for the alien franchise).

To be fair the Predators in that scene were cutting down Aliens left and right and the acid blood didn't seem to be a problem.

Someone else said that Vader's lightsaber would cauterize the Aliens and prevent blood from flinging. That makes sense and would be a huge help.

How long would it take for Logan's HF to burn out?

Originally posted by Galan007
Oh I'm sure the acid blood would rape his armor.

But he can also continue fighting with massively damaged/compromised armor, so it really just depends where the blood splatters him.

Sure, but what about his crispy flesh?

Xenos have showings of bringing entire spaceships down just because they bled out on one of its floors, lol.

It's probably one of the strongest acids in fiction.

At Stalin once said, quantity has a quality of its own.

The team gets overwhelmed. The numbers are still too many.

Only hope would be the use of Legends Vader, who I am not that familiar with.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Sure, but what about his crispy flesh?

Xenos have showings of bringing entire spaceships down just because they bled out on one of its floors, lol.

It's probably one of the strongest acids in fiction.

If smaller droplets of acid got on his extremities, he could probably cope. If the acid flung on his head/core... Yeah, he's f*cked.

Duo take this pretty easily.
The favors heavily stack in their odds. Logans HF means he can mop through them and claw them up, and Vader can atomize them with TK and protect himself with barrier or mind control them with TP. They've got all the right tools

Originally posted by carthage
Duo take this pretty easily.
The favors heavily stack in their odds. Logans HF means he can mop through them and claw them up, and Vader can atomize them with TK and protect himself with barrier or mind control them with TP. They've got all the right tools

Logan would be a skeleton. All of his flesh would be melted away. He would be technically dead.

Wolvie can, and has, regenerated from a skeleton in the past.

The issue here is how long he can keep healing from the Xeno's acid blood + stabby stabs until his HF burns out.

Originally posted by Galan007
Wolvie can, and has, regenerated from a skeleton in the past.

The issue here is how long he can keep healing from the Xeno's acid blood + stabby stabs until his HF burns out.

I know. But forgot how long it took in order to consider it a forum win. Wasn't one of his crazy healing feats retconned to him dying and his soul fighting to come back to life or something along those lines?

Vader TKs both himself and Wolverine a few hundred feet in the air.

Then Vader just drops Wolverine down every once in a while, has him kill a few until his healing factor is overtaxed, then lifts him back up.

Rinse and repeat until the last ones, as Vader comes down and solos them.

Vader should absolutely be able to levitate, but he never has afaik. Pretty sure Rey is about the only character who's done that.

Originally posted by Galan007
Pretty sure Rey is about the only character who's done that.

Hard to see how they avoid taking an acid bath.

The idea about the lightsaber fixing that assume you can clot acid blood. May just end up taking an acid steam bath instead, for all we know.