Beer (just to lure some alcoholics here)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
British
Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.

adn you'd know this from first hand experiance?
he he

haven't been drunk yet, ... so ... nope 😛

*hands yerss beer* now.can u say cinnamon?

i even knew you were trying to lure me here... i couldn't resist...

Our Lager,
Who art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern,
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen

Originally posted by yerssot
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK .....
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
LMAO!

Originally posted by cermiestar
*hands yerss beer* now.can u say cinnamon?

LoL, I have one: 😈

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.

your women one doesn't work though

ok! who wants to impress us? 😄

Nah, it works for most women. As the naked-beer thing might work for women too... 😛
Don't know if the first one works for men, though!

And 😂

so, you know the "how to impress a man" works on women too?
experience?

Partly. And partly assumption... 🙄 Take off the beer, it's awful...

try 😉

Try beer, you mean? I have and I don't like it...

Bailey's, on the other hand...

the other part 😛

LoL, yeah, I'm obsessed with Bailey's what can I say... (btw, is it Bailey's or Baileys?)

Ok, once I'll try I'll let you know... 🙄

now? 😛

I think it's Bailey's but not sure ask yerss he can go and look at his bottle

Errr... I am not actually sure, Evy... drink it anyway and turn up naked if you want...