Beer (just to lure some alcoholics here)

Started by diegocala6 pages

Happy, that is too funny!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

drunk huh? been there done that................................................................too many times to remember

I always laugh when people say...

"I never get drunk" or "I don't get hangovers".

Not that I'm calling these people liars, but they really need to come for a drink with me to learn the truth about themselves.

For instance, a friend of Mrs.MM always said she never got hangovers. So when we all went out together I kept us all in the same round (of drinks) and started getting chasers (double vodka's) with every drink. When we were waiting for a taxi after closing, this girl was face down on the floor passed out. When we saw her next, she confesed to spending the whole next day in bed, very very ill.

That'll learn her.

I never get drunk.
I don't get hangovers.
You may lough, but it's true 😛

You may believe that now, but it'll happen properly one day. 😛

you're planning to go to greece?

Evy will, no doubt, find out for herself one day. 😄

you can't take that risk 😉

But Greece is so far away, and I've been there already.

If you pop over to England Evy, I'll take you out for a drinking session that will open your eyes to the real pain of hangovers. 😄

that's not an excuse!

I'm too... logical, strong-willed, good girl and stubborn to do that... But since I can't be absolute, let's say I'll try not to have a hangover.
That's very sweet of you, mech 😂

someone wants a hangover 😛

There's nothing sweet about me Evy, I just want an excuse to go drinking again. 😮

you need an excuse for that?

I'm always looking for excuses, that way I can prolong the eventuality of having to admit to having a drink problem. 🙄

you're british, you're born with a drinking problem

Like the one "Striker" had in Aeroplane?

I know only one Striker and that's from MK

Striker striker striker... STRIKER!

(Mech hits Evy)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue"