British Monarchy

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I've seriously thought of getting one and bottled out twice.

Honestly, I would rather you beat me stupidly, yes you rather than getting a prince albert. You can hold me to that 😱

Originally posted by Surtur
For me it's like praising a celebrity worth $100 million bucks for giving 10 grand to a charity.

But okay let us remove the "nothing she did that was accomplished cuz she was born a royal" part. But the whole thing about moving speeches not being an achievement still applies.

So what did she do?

Originally posted by Blakemore
She became a royal after WW2 and did next to nothing so no more horror would happen. Happy?

I guess I'm confused then, when you say she has done a fine job what did you mean? Surely not just that she has good PR.

Originally posted by snowdragon
Honestly, I would rather you beat me stupidly, yes you rather than getting a prince albert. You can hold me to that 😱

I never even got the prince albert joke where did it even come from

Originally posted by Surtur
I guess I'm confused then, when you say she has done a fine job what did you mean? Surely not just that she has good PR.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
what if he beat you stupidly and then you woke up with a prince albert

Even worse

Originally posted by Surtur
I never even got the prince albert joke where did it even come from

Originally posted by Blakemore
She didn't rock the boat.

So she employed common sense most would have had.

Originally posted by Blakemore
It's a piercing on your banjo string aka the bit of skin between your penis helmet and the shaft.

wtf

Originally posted by Blakemore
banjo string

wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Originally posted by Surtur
So she employed common sense most would have had.

Originally posted by Surtur
wtf

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
wuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Originally posted by Blakemore
Yeah.

Ok, there's a lil bit of skiin between your bellend and your shaft. Some people pierce that and call it a prince albert.... idk why.

I bet british people invented this

Originally posted by Surtur
I bet british people invented this

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
my mind when right there as well. is that why prince albert changed his name?

What was his given name?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
How can Prince Charles ever become king after marrying a divorced woman?

Didn’t his great uncle suffer the same fate and had to abdicate??

Anyone?

It’s crazy how much the royal family hated King Edward III after his abdication.

You would think they would have loved him for giving up his power and throne but instead they blamed him for Berties(King George) death.

Bertie was a really nice man loved by all, I don’t think it was Edwards fault he died. Bertie obviously dies of lung cancer having one removed and the other one died. From smoking obviously.

What I still don’t get is why Edward had to abdicate but Prince Charles will not have to when ElizabethII dies.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
What was his given name?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Anyone?

The Church of England has changed its stance on remarrying after divorce, and does not categorically forbid it anymore. And probably more importantly, society as a whole has become a lot more accepting of it. That's why Charles will probably be acceptable as King and Edward VIII was not. And then of course there were political reasons tied in as well.