Someone explain the Trinity, logically to me.

Started by Robtard6 pages
Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Blakemore
the holy ghost is sperm... did I get that right?
In a sense, yes. Ghost sperm.

Wonder Man Most Powerful Avenger

Jesus said I and the father are one. That means three conjunctions can form the trinity.
So when someone doesn’t know something and try’s to answer that there can be three answers that are right for the persons own benefit.

eThneoLgrRnae Restricted

You're so weird, WM.

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
In a sense, yes. Ghost sperm.
I see. It's a glorification of impregnation. I'm not surprised. 😬

victreebelvictr Flowey's Only Friend

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
You're so weird, WM.
Nah, he is a fellow brother in Christ.

Adam_PoE Senior Member

Re: Re: Someone explain the Trinity, logically to me.

Originally posted by Robtard
Very easy.

God = The supreme being

Jesus = God's son

The Holy Ghost = An expression of god's love (what impregnated Mary, Jesus' mum)

The Trinity = God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost are the same, but also separate. Like water can be a liquid, a solid or a gas. Gas! Gas

God slept with Mary to have Jesus, but God is Jesus, so Jesus had sex with His own mother to conceive Himself. Try running the DNA on that crime scene!

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
God slept with Mary to have Jesus, but God is Jesus, so Jesus had sex with His own mother to conceive Himself. Try running the DNA on that crime scene!
No. If the story is true, then God was some bastard who ****ed Mary when Joe wasn't watching and gave birth to Jeebus who told a lotta shit.

victreebelvictr Flowey's Only Friend

Actually, the Bible makes it clear that Mary was formed without male support at all.

Hence, her husband thought she was having an affair at first.

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by victreebelvictr
Actually, the Bible makes it clear that Mary was formed without male support at all.

Hence, her husband thought she was having an affair at first.

conception without a male? that makes no sense!

eThneoLgrRnae Restricted
Originally posted by victreebelvictr
Nah, he is a fellow brother in Christ.

No, he is really weird. He may or may not actually be a Christian but it's obvious he's a really weird guy. If you think otherwise then you haven't read very many of his cryptic posts.

Wonder Man Most Powerful Avenger

God says a kingdom divided cannot stand. When you take one trait of a person and try to ruin it like being weird you are knowingly disobeying Jesus.

Blakemore Restricted

there is no god. urrgh!

eThneoLgrRnae Restricted
Originally posted by Blakemore
there is no god. urrgh!

Wrong.

victreebelvictr Flowey's Only Friend

Originally posted by Blakemore
conception without a male? that makes no sense!
It does. God is omnipotent, therefore, he can do whatever the hell he wants. 😂

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
No, he is really weird. He may or may not actually be a Christian but it's obvious he's a really weird guy. If you think otherwise then you haven't read very many of his cryptic posts.
Eh, I can be weird too. Still love the guy though. 😂

Originally posted by Blakemore
there is no god. urrgh!
Suit yourself bucko. Hopefully you change your mind one day. 🙂

Wonder Man Most Powerful Avenger

Thanks. Man is made in the image of God.

victreebelvictr Flowey's Only Friend

👆

eThneoLgrRnae Restricted
Originally posted by Wonder Man
Thanks. Man is made in the image of God.

Why can't all of your posts be as easy to understand as what you said here?

Wonder Man Most Powerful Avenger

The unexamined life...’

Blakemore Restricted

A male fu cks a female and the sperm goes into the womb, penetrates the egg and then the egg settles in the womb and turns into another life-form. This is basic biology. So how can you tell me Jesus was born from a virgin without mentioning your other made up friends?

eThneoLgrRnae Restricted
Originally posted by Blakemore
A male fu cks a female and the sperm goes into the womb, penetrates the egg and then the egg settles in the womb and turns into another life-form. This is basic biology. So how can you tell me Jesus was born from a virgin without mentioning your other made up friends?

Neither the Holy Spirit or Mary were "made up" which you will find out the hard way on Judgment Day.