The Zohan vs Edward Cullen (vampire from Twilight)

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Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

The Zohan vs Edward Cullen (vampire from Twilight)

What do you think of them if they were pitted against each other?

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Zohan would one-shot Edward and destroy the whole Twilight universe.

Jmanghan Senior Member

Zohan chooses to die when he wants to.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Zohan chooses to die when he wants to.

And Zohan HATES choosing, so he’ll never die.

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Zohan would one-shot Edward and destroy the whole Twilight universe.

Yeah but i thought Twilight vampires are nearly invulnerable to almost everything else.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Where do you keep getting that? They are not that powerful. Here is a quick estimate of their physical abilities.

Strength-Spiderman level give or take. Most likely a good bit under.

Durability-ehhhhh IM1 level at the very best.

Speed-MCU Quicksilver

The reason they seem so powerful to you is because you keep pitting them against regular ass creatures.

Now you are pitting them up against napalm spewing dragons that destroyed our entire civilization and the worlds militaries. The same vampires that are routinely killed by shirtless boy bands that turn into tiger sized wolves.

Napalm spewing dragons>the entire world's military>Anne McCaffreys dragons>edward>regular twilight vamps>shirtless tiger wolves>tigers>wolves>people

And I am not detracting from Edward. He's a beast. He has superman lite speed and strength and it really puts him in a class of his own where its hard to find good matches with him.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Wrong thread but wtf ever

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Where do you keep getting that? They are not that powerful. Here is a quick estimate of their physical abilities.

Strength-Spiderman level give or take. Most likely a good bit under.

Durability-ehhhhh IM1 level at the very best.

Speed-MCU Quicksilver

The reason they seem so powerful to you is because you keep pitting them against regular ass creatures.

Now you are pitting them up against napalm spewing dragons that destroyed our entire civilization and the worlds militaries. The same vampires that are routinely killed by shirtless boy bands that turn into tiger sized wolves.

Napalm spewing dragons>the entire world's military>Anne McCaffreys dragons>edward>regular twilight vamps>shirtless tiger wolves>tigers>wolves>people

And I am not detracting from Edward. He's a beast. He has superman lite speed and strength and it really puts him in a class of his own where its hard to find good matches with him.


But some threads have stated that Edward Cullen could easily kill Captain America and implied that the Twilight vampires might possibly overpower some wizards like Harry Potter or maybe Balthazar Blake (if any of them were pitted against one).

ShadowFyre Senior Member

He could easily kill Captain America. And a dragon would also easily kill Cap.

Zohan would obliterate the Dragon,Cap and Edward

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Yeah but i thought Twilight vampires are nearly invulnerable to almost everything else.

Zohan eats invulnerable for breakfast and shits indestructible.

riv6672 Senior Member

And Twilight vampires aren’t “ nearly invulnerable to almost everything else”. But you know that.

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by riv6672
And Twilight vampires aren’t “ nearly invulnerable to almost everything else”. But you know that.

But something just implied that earthquakes couldn't crush the vampires.

riv6672 Senior Member

What something.

ShadowFyre Senior Member
Originally posted by riv6672
What something.

The something that implied that earthquakes can kill a vampire.

Common sense would also tell you that billions and trillions of tons of solid stone moving violently >a vampire

Oh couldnt crush a vampire? Probably not vampire Superman but regular vampires? Yeah, yeah they would.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
The something that implied that earthquakes can kill a vampire.

Common sense would also tell you that billions and trillions of tons of solid stone moving violently >a vampire

Oh couldnt crush a vampire? Probably not vampire Superman but regular vampires? Yeah, yeah they would.


Oh ok.

It’s just ‘Raptor talks in circles, and draws wacky ass conclusions it’s hard to follow at times. Love his threads though!

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
The something that implied that earthquakes can kill a vampire.

Common sense would also tell you that billions and trillions of tons of solid stone moving violently >a vampire

Oh couldnt crush a vampire? Probably not vampire Superman but regular vampires? Yeah, yeah they would.


But i was just stating what i've i read from.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But i was just stating what i've i read from.

lol, the **** is this? 😆

Tyrannoraptor Senior Member

Originally posted by riv6672
lol, the **** is this? 😆
Also, I meant this one as well!

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by riv6672
lol, the **** is this? 😆

Quotes from the source material (books), I'm guessing?

It doesn't matter. Zohan is unbeatable.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Even Phantom would solo Twilight.