The Zohan vs Edward Cullen (vampire from Twilight)

Im gonna disagree with that and say an earthquake could crush a vamp. If an animal the size and stre gth of a tiger can kill one....

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Im gonna disagree with that and say an earthquake could crush a vamp. If an animal the size and stre gth of a tiger can kill one....

While yes if a vampire was crushed between some tectonic plates or something then yeah an earthquake would be devastating. But being in an earthquake wouldn't do anything. Its the ground shaking. And you're massively downplaying how big and strong the wolf shifters are. Sam the second biggest is taller than a horse and so large people have mistaken him for a bear in his wolf form. And Jacob is even bigger, being 10 feet long and even taller than him.

All of the shifters are like 6'2-7'0 tall in Twilight so that wolf is 6+ feet tall. I personally have never seen a 6ft tall, 10 ft long tiger than can run 100 mph and tear apart a diamond hard vampire before.

Bro, I meant in generally about the size of a tiger. Tigers regularly get up to 12 and 13 feet long but it doesn't matter as we are talking about being crushed between trillions of tons of rock, who cares if the superwolf is a foot taller? they still aren't comparable to the amount of force we are talking about.

And it says crushed so I'm assuming not just standing in an earthquake as I've done that many times as so have biions of others im sure.

How does one get "crushed" in an earthquake where trillions of tons of rock are hitting you? What exact scenario is that? Because earthquakes are tectonic plates shifting and rubbing against each other, causing the ground to violently shake. But where can you fall into an earthquake and get crushed by trillions of tons of rock? Because that entire scenario makes no sense.

Yeah, tigers can get to be that long, but they're usually maybe 4ft at the tallest. Height and length are different factors in four legged creatures, so when you say "size" you have to define what you mean. And you said "strength" like a tiger is anywhere close to a wolf shifter. That's also a blatant lie.

bro. I didn't make the scenario. He posted some gibberish saying that they couldn't be crushed by earthquakes.

I dont even know why earthquakes are involved

Its raptor...thats why.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
bro. I didn't make the scenario. He posted some gibberish saying that they couldn't be crushed by earthquakes.

I dont even know why earthquakes are involved

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
bro. I didn't make the scenario. He posted some gibberish saying that they couldn't be crushed by earthquakes.

I dont even know why earthquakes are involved

Well, I only use the most unconventional of earthquakes when fighting vampires.

But actually what i was saying about the earthquake here is based from the respect thread of Edward Cullen.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Im gonna disagree with that and say an earthquake could crush a vamp.

But would it kill the Zohan?...

Nope.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Now you are pitting them up against napalm spewing dragons that destroyed our entire civilization and the worlds militaries. The same vampires that are routinely killed by shirtless boy bands that turn into tiger sized wolves.

Napalm spewing dragons>the entire world's military>Anne McCaffreys dragons>edward>regular twilight vamps>shirtless tiger sized wolves>tigers>wolves>people

Originally posted by riv6672
I haven’t seen the word gibberish used in ages. I thought it had fallen out of use.
It certainly applies, though.

We use it all the time on kmc 😮

So if Reign of Fire dragons' fire breath are capable of melting through most types of steel/metal (esp even thicker stronger forms), then i doubt they'd be like the ones from Game of Thrones.

I’ve never watched GoT.

Originally posted by riv6672
And Twilight vampires aren’t “ nearly invulnerable to almost everything else”. But you know that.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
He could easily kill Captain America. And a dragon would also easily kill Cap.

Zohan would obliterate the Dragon,Cap and Edward

But Edward Cullen is absurdly fast.