Thor needs to breathe --- he is no Superman

Started by StiltmanFTW13 pages

Thor needs to breathe --- he is no Superman

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Thor doesn't need to breathe.

Rather he is so dumb he believes he needs to. Such that he will trick his brain into shutting off and dying without oxygen.

Thor is also so dumb he thinks he needs to lose every fight when he's on an Avengers book, in reality he's invincible

No, he really is that weak.

His solo adventures are just nothing more than his delusions --- they are not canon, they never happened.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
His solo adventures are just nothing more than his delusions --- they are not canon, they never happened.

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I know you're joking but that would explain a lot.

Yeah, seriously.

No wonder they (initially) made him a lunatic in the Ultimate Marvel Universe.

Or how Cap comments Thor couldn't finish elementary school.

He doesn't need to breath. That was just a low showing.

Definitely a fodder character

Originally posted by carver9
He doesn't need to breath. That was just a low showing.

Shut up, carver:

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5477309-thor%20in%20space.jpg
2. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5477311-thor%20in%20space%20%282%29.jpg

1. https://tinyurl.com/hknxntd7

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5791555-5686209-destroyer%2Btrying%2Bto%2Bdrown%2Bthor.jpg

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5883438-guys%20thor%20is%20underwater-whaaaaaat.jpg
2. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5883439-thor%20underwater.jpg

1. https://tinyurl.com/6j9z6w9f
2. https://tinyurl.com/yvf7sx2s
3. https://tinyurl.com/3heyyj9v

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5938340-thor%20passes%20out%20underwater.jpg
2. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5938345-thor%20passes%20out%20underwater%20%282%29.jpg
3. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5938347-thor%20passes%20out%20underwater%20%283%29.jpg

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5938709-5484130-thor%2Bunderwater.jpg
2. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5938712-5484131-thor%2Bunderwater%2B%282%29.jpg

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/5945530-5557177-thor%27s%2Bbreathing%2Babilities.jpg

1. https://tinyurl.com/wjsfeca

1. https://tinyurl.com/exdpvvuy

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11113/111137597/6057530-thor%20can%27t%20survive%20space.jpg

1. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11134/111341994/6238946-thor%20266-annual06-07.jpg
2. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/original/11134/111341994/6238947-thor%20266-annual06-13.jpg

I can easily post his fight against the Phoenix Force, Ego, Celestials, Surfer, Galactus... all of these fights took place in space.

Originally posted by carver9
I can easily post his fight against the Phoenix Force, Ego, Celestials, Surfer, Galactus... all of these fights took place in space.

He was holding his breath for those 👆

Have we ever seen Thor wear a oxygen mask like Superman has?

No; because he's too stupid/proud to do so.

Stilt is superfag now?

Kmc needs Alberto back.

Do we?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He was holding his breath for those 👆

He was knocked out in space.

Ooof. Sounds like terrible writing, seeing as we all know Thor needs to breathe.

Originally posted by Booya_69
Stilt is superfag now?

Kmc needs Alberto back.

This

Originally posted by Booya_69
Have we ever seen Thor wear a oxygen mask like Superman has?
Yes, he has before and even a space suit. Although don't ask when, so long ago now.