Hugo Danner (Gladiator) vs. The Cullen Family (Twilight)

Started by Duke Togo 2.08 pages
Originally posted by MrMind
are you a crazy person

I'm a calm and reasonable one.

...

Truth be told I just like rubbing it into someone's face when I am right. It's an ego thing.

@DarkSaint85

No Lonnie either. In case it actually got the spelling right.

like I said, insane

Just bored really.

@DarkSaint85

More subsonic vampires.

And Jacob and the rest of the wolves can't even keep up with a car lmao.

@DarkSaint85

Hugo Danner also has a healing factor.

Hugo has a measure of clairvoyance, and even had visions. Which told him where Uctotol was, and gave him glimpses of the past.

Also, most people weren't able to see him move by WWI.

@DarkSaint85

This is probably the most embarrassing one. It took a vampire three hours to cross a distance of twenty miles. That's about 6 mph. In the same instance he was moving faster than the eye can see. Which means SM definitely doesn't know what she's writing, or that human beings in Twilight are virtually blind most of the time. They can't even see things moving 6 mph. 😂

Considering all these much less impressive feats? You must also prove that any high-end ones are not outliers that stick out like a sore thumb.

@DarkSaint85

Finally, for the final nail in the coffin. It's explicit that their jumps don't clear the river in 1/84 of a second. It takes them a whole second to leap over it.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Broly was a big fan of Twilight. This guy doesn't even know a howitzer is a Canon. 😂

Forgot to reply to this, and I already rebutted you here. I never said it wasn't a cannon. I was specifying the kind of cannon it was because it can deal an enormous amount of damage. 810 kg at 400 m/s translates to 40 pounds of TNT in KE.

https://www.britannica.com/technology/Big-Bertha-weapon

Do you know what that does to granite?

It's not pretty to say the least.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
you realise he ran the second half even faster then?

It's questionable whether the feat even happened, and if it did the distance is still unclear. It most certainly did not happen in the initial Twilight Saga, and it's definitely not in line with other feats we see there.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

Checked out Midnight Sun. Which is from Edward's perspective.

There is also no Lanny. He's not mentioned a SINGLE time.


Lmao.

Midnight Sun. PAGE 70.

GET THE SPELLING RIGHT, IT IS LANNY.
https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Orlando_Calderas_Wallace

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao.

Midnight Sun. PAGE 70.

GET THE SPELLING RIGHT, IT IS LANNY.
https://twilightsaga.fandom.com/wiki/Orlando_Calderas_Wallace

As if I paid for it. The beauty of totally legit third party digital libraries hosted on Russian servers.

And Lanny ain't there. I see no Lanny.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
As if I paid for it. The beauty of totally legit third party digital libraries hosted on Russian servers.

So you admit you are wrong and don't know what you are talking about? OK.

You just copy/pasting posts from spacebattles bore me.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So you admit you are wrong and don't know what you are talking about? OK.

You just copy/pasting posts from spacebattles bore me.

Nope. I know what I am talking about, and have the books on hand.

Those are my posts. I did get banned there but that's because I chewed out one of the moderators for unironically supporting Cuties. SB is kind of a cesspool of scum and villainy.

@DarkSaint85

Got a whole list for you.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
Just bored really.

@DarkSaint85

More subsonic vampires.

And Jacob and the rest of the wolves can't even keep up with a car lmao.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

Hugo Danner also has a healing factor.

Hugo has a measure of clairvoyance, and even had visions. Which told him where Uctotol was, and gave him glimpses of the past.

Also, most people weren't able to see him move by WWI.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

This is probably the most embarrassing one. It took a vampire three hours to cross a distance of twenty miles. That's about 6 mph. In the same instance he was moving faster than the eye can see. Which means SM definitely doesn't know what she's writing, or that human beings in Twilight are virtually blind most of the time. They can't even see things moving 6 mph. 😂

Considering all these much less impressive feats? You must also prove that any high-end ones are not outliers that stick out like a sore thumb.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

Finally, for the final nail in the coffin. It's explicit that their jumps don't clear the river in 1/84 of a second. It takes them a whole second to leap over it.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

Also, here is the whole excerpt from the e-book. Bella is clearly just talking about how long it took her to reach the water's edge before jumping. She doesn't say the jump itself took 1/84 of a second. It took her 1/84 of a second to reach the edge of the river where she then proceeded to jump.

@DarkSaint85

If you seriously spent ANY money on those gutter trash books by SM you are the only true loser here. Pirate the trashy books like normal people.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

Got a whole list for you.

All useless, as you haven't refuted the original point about him running from Pa to Forks 😂

Twice the distance as your best feat, in the same time as your logic dictates.

Come back when you have something.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
All useless, as you haven't refuted the original point about him running from Pa to Forks 😂

Twice the distance as your best feat, in the same time as your logic dictates.

Come back when you have something.

I already have. You haven't proven he actually ran all the way there, and didn't drive his car part way before abandoning it to Carlisie. And even if that was the case you haven't addressed the feat where Hugo Danner would have to move around Mach 19 to bend open that vault door. As his strength isn't a product of TTK like Superboy. It's conventional. I already addressed the FTE stuff twice. You need an actual distance to get a number, and it ain't 70 meters for their feats. And SM doesn't understand how FTE even works, and 6 mph is enough in the story to be FTE against bog-standard human beings.

So you have nothing, and even worse, tried to pass your ignorance off as me making it up 😂 did you or did you not try to do this?

The bar was on PA. Where he left the car. Where he left Carlisle.

@DarkSaint85

This is literally your only decent speed feat, and I can't even see it because it's not written as you cite it in my copy of Midnight Sun.

All other speed feats? I've destroyed them completely and utterly, and even found such a outlandish discrepancy that it puts into question any outliers like that one. And it is the only outlier. The closest you have is 50 yards per second. A measly 102 mph.

Originally posted by Duke Togo 2.0
@DarkSaint85

This is literally your only decent speed feat, and I can't even see it because it's not written as you cite it in my copy of Midnight Sun.

All other speed feats? I've destroyed them completely and utterly, and even found such a outlandish discrepancy that it puts into question any outliers like that one. And it is the only outlier. The closest you have is 50 yards per second. A measly 102 mph.

How is it written in your copy of Midnight Sun, when you search for Dive bar?

I don't care about discrepancies and outliers, lmao. Only Alberto cared about such things.

So again, so far I have a speed feat that is 2x your best Hugo speed feat, and that doesn't even account for his telepathy. Which Hugo has no defence against

And that's just Edward, let alone the entire Cullen clan. The old thread on spacebattles at least just had Edward on it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So you have nothing, and even worse, tried to pass your ignorance off as me making it up 😂 did you or did you not try to do this?

The bar was on PA. Where he left the car. Where he left Carlisle.

Nope, you still haven't screen-capped it like I asked. And you continue to refuse to do so. Almost as if you don't actually have the book on hand, and are relying entirely on Google.

They left the bar with the car, and Carlisle drove back for Lanny or Lonnie of whatever name SM felt like calling him at the time. And that still doesn't address everything else I brought up.

There are so many holes in your argument that it's Swiss cheese.