Dean Cain blasts DC comics for making Superman bisexual

Started by Darth Thor8 pages
Originally posted by Klaw
It doesn't matter where Black Panther or Shang-Chi grew up either, right?

Their moral outlook shouldn't be completely based on that, no. Otherwise they would just be brainwashed morons like Ethneo.

Originally posted by Robtard
IMO, "A better tomorrow" is a decent slogan for a hero that's meant to represent the best in humanity, despite being an illegal alien. As Batman has said before "He's the best person I know", or similar.

What would you have gone with?

Yeah he brings the best of Krypton and Humanity to his character.

Originally posted by Robtard
Absolutely, you can get a razors sent to your house that are comparable or almost as good from cents on the dollar. What I do.

But Gillette's high prices isn't why you people freaked the f**k out, it was over a unoffensive commercial telling men to be the best versions of themselves...

I bought a huge bag of disposable razors for a pound, all single blade, and I’m still on the first one.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I bought a huge bag of disposable razors for a pound, all single blade, and I’m still on the first one.

Because you're still going through puberty,

No, I only use it to shave off the neck hair, lol. I’ve got one of those face mask beards.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Correct. I was much more upset when I posted that but not as much now.

You're a middle aged man getting so upset and angry over a comic book as to launch into a profanity laden rant and wishing death upon people.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
You're a middle aged man getting so upset and angry over a comic book as to launch into a profanity laden rant and wishing death upon people.
is Methneo wishing death on people again! ❌

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Correct. I was much more upset when I posted that but not as much now.

I'll never buy another gillette product ever again.

What if there's a Gillette product you use and it's on sale at your local Piggly Wiggly?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
DC has announced that sales of Superman: Son of Kal-El #5 in which Jon Kent comes out as bi have actually exceeded orders.

Due to the unprecedented sales, DC is reprinting issues 1–4, so new readers can catch up.

To the tune of Superman by John Williams:

Supergay, it's just how it sounds!
He is supergay, and knows no bounds!
He will bum you, because that's what gays do.
He has a dick of steel, and an arse of gold!

Besides, Superman wears tights/spandex and underwear on the outside. He was always gay.