Originally posted by Robtard
Musk bought Twitter to help Trump win the election and as a political took, so Musk could then be acting President while he cucks Trump. It cost Musk billions, but thus far it has worked out for him. I despise Musk, but it is what it is.
That would be some 4D chess. Which makes me doubt it.
Originally posted by Darth Thor
That would be some 4D chess. Which makes me doubt it.
Not really 4d, twitter is (or was) one of the major ways to get your views across and with the algorithm's Elon ordered post purchase, push your inane views to the front and into the minds of the mentally softboiled.
Musk pumping 500+ million directly into Trump's campaign was another. Musk wanted to be acting president and he paid for it.
Originally posted by BackFire
He used to have an inverted cock and he tried to get it surgically fixed but they botched it so now he has to impregnate women intravenously. His trans daughter has a bigger cock than him and that's why he hates her.
Gentlemen, we cannot rebuild him. We do not have the technology. He is not a man! The 340-Billion Dollar Man!
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I wonder how hard elon wishes that he didn't get liposuction now that those weight loss medications are available? When he has his shirt off he looks like optimus prime, and will look ridiculous for the rest of his life
If he goes on those medications, his visceral fat will shrink, and he will look normal again. But he probably thinks it is a lost cause like his dick, so he does not even bother. I mean, look at his face. He could try to fix it, but he does not. The first set of facial masculinization procedures was enough for him apparently.
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
If he goes on those medications, his visceral fat will shrink, and he will look normal again. But he probably thinks it is a lost cause like his dick, so he does not even bother. I mean, look at his face. He could try to fix it, but he does not. The first set of facial masculinization procedures was enough for him apparently.
What an insecure little dildo. I didn't know he had a facial masculinization procedure. No wonder he looks so weird.
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
What an insecure little dildo. I didn't know he had a facial masculinization procedure. No wonder he looks so weird.
He's at least had:
-Hair implants
-Chin implant
-Liposuction
-Botox
-Face fillers
-Some bizarre chest augmentation, I assume botched
-A botched penis enlargement surgery that left him with a partial, deformed and impotent cock
He has to watch relatively dirt-poor people buy magical injector pens which reduce their body fat without turning themselves into freaks. Meanwhile he paid top dollar to have himself forever turned into mutant, and will always need to dim the lights extra low when he's having relations with his latest victim.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
He has to watch relatively dirt-poor people buy magical injector pens which reduce their body fat without turning themselves into freaks. Meanwhile he paid top dollar to have himself forever turned into mutant, and will always need to dim the lights extra low when he's having relations with his latest victim.
Musk is likely not having sex anymore, not for a long time, his botched penile enlargement surgery left him with a mangled impotent penis. It's why most of his children were conceived via IVF or surrogates.