A-listers vs Z-lister

Originally posted by zopzop
Ding, ding, ding. This is exactly it. In the Zombie Apocalypse scenario, people are focusing too much on the zombies and not the battle-hardened cold-blooded killers that make up surviving humanity. None of the A-Listers are bulletproof or even knife proof. One lucky (unlucky) shot and it's over for them.

You're acting as if Titania was bona fide invulnerable... when she's anything but.

She literally developed a Spider-Man phobia.

High calibre rounds would most likely turn her into swiss cheese.

If this zombie apocalypse scenario is taking place in 'Murica, that means getting murdered faster than carver suffers another brain fart.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're acting as if Titania was bona fide invulnerable... when she's anything but.

She literally developed a Spider-Man phobia.

High calibre rounds would most likely turn her into swiss cheese.

If this zombie apocalypse scenario is taking place in 'Murica, that means getting murdered faster than carver suffers another brain fart.

Is she really weak to high caliber bullets? She's bulletproof, IIRC.

She got penetrated by puny needles made out of titanium.

That means high calibre rounds would fuck her up, yes.

Shrugging off small arms doesn't mean you're completely bulletproof, just resistant to a degree.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're acting as if Titania was bona fide invulnerable... when she's anything but.

She literally developed a Spider-Man phobia.

High calibre rounds would most likely turn her into swiss cheese.

If this zombie apocalypse scenario is taking place in 'Murica, that means getting murdered faster than carver suffers another brain fart.

Not saying she's suddenly Juggernaut in durability. But in an apocalyptic situation, the Spidey Sense would be going off 24/7 - I'd be a nervous wreck after a week (being generous). Sure, high caliber rounds MIGHT hurt me (I remember titanium needles piercing her skin in the recent Gamma Corps storyline), but it's going to have to be pretty exotic weaponry to harm me - on average, I'll be encountering zombies far more than high caliber weapons.

Certainly far more than titanium needles, lol.

Not to mention, I'll probably run out of web fluid after a week as well. At least with Titania level durability, I don't have to worry that much.

Plus a high caliber bullet won’t zombify you.

I chose Parker for the apocalypse for his mobility if I need to gather and hoard resources, and because if the world is ending I’d rather go out web swinging than just live on as an angry Conan lady.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She got penetrated by puny needles made out of titanium.

That means high calibre rounds would fuck her up, yes.

Shrugging off small arms doesn't mean you're completely bulletproof, just resistant to a degree.

With my super strength, I'd be able to jump just as high. In a race, I might even be able to get to the moon 👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
You and I both know bullets, i.e. piercing damage, is treated differently to Spideypunches, i.e. blunt force.

Oh, it is.

No doubt about it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Not saying she's suddenly Juggernaut in durability. But in an apocalyptic situation, the Spidey Sense would be going off 24/7 - I'd be a nervous wreck after a week (being generous). Sure, high caliber rounds MIGHT hurt me (I remember titanium needles piercing her skin in the recent Gamma Corps storyline), but it's going to have to be pretty exotic weaponry to harm me - on average, I'll be encountering zombies far more than high caliber weapons.

Agreed, more or less.

But if it's Murica, bro... just go to GDF and ask Imp what arsenal he has at home 😂

That shit ain't even funny.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Certainly far more than titanium needles, lol.

Not to mention, I'll probably run out of web fluid after a week as well. At least with Titania level durability, I don't have to worry that much.

It's definitely true that the cool thing about Titania's powerset is how we wouldn't simply "run out" of it --- whereas Batman's gear is irreplaceable, same with the web fluid.

Hell, even Matt's billy clubs are pretty damn expensive and not something that can get fixed on the fly.

"Frank" is the only one who has it relatively easy, as with his experience & expertise, wouldn't be hard to scavenge some good stuff with the compatible ammo.

Also, with his stats and super-senses, Parker would be way more efficient at killing zombies. Every shot a head shot, with my eyes closed.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
With my super strength, I'd be able to jump just as high. In a race, I might even be able to get to the moon 👆

He does have better combat reflexes (obviously).

Originally posted by Smurph
Also, with his stats and super-senses, Parker would be way more efficient at killing zombies. Every shot a head shot, with my eyes closed.

vin

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She got penetrated by puny needles made out of titanium.

That means high calibre rounds would fuck her up, yes.

Shrugging off small arms doesn't mean you're completely bulletproof, just resistant to a degree.

Interesting, I didn't knew about that.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

vin

Originally posted by Smurph
Yeah, he doesn’t use guns. But if he did, he’d be deadly.

Murdock would be.

Pete would just shoot his micropenis off and get hospitalized for a year.

Originally posted by Smurph
Plus a high caliber bullet won’t zombify you.

I chose Parker for the apocalypse for his mobility if I need to gather and hoard resources, and because if the world is ending I’d rather go out web swinging than just live on as an angry Conan lady.

There's nothing like swinging through a death-ridden post apocalyptic city into the sunset. 👆

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Murdock would be.

Pete would just shoot his micropenis off and get hospitalized for a year.

Matt would be dead from the smell, plus the constant moaning. Or at least, I would be with his abilities.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She got penetrated by puny needles made out of titanium.

That means high calibre rounds would fuck her up, yes.

Shrugging off small arms doesn't mean you're completely bulletproof, just resistant to a degree.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Murdock would be.

Pete would just shoot his micropenis off and get hospitalized for a year.

Or he would shoot anywhere, but not into villain. Because of his no-kill rule.

Originally posted by zopzop
Stilt, I just double checked she was taken out by titanium needles fired by the upgraded Redeemer Armor. That thing was supposed to take on Hulk level threats (sure it failed but that's what it was designed for). He even took out Doc Samson with those needles.

Still. Titanium is titanium. Not that durable even irl, unless we're talking about specific alloys.

Show me Titania withstanding more fearsome bullets than those fired from an overweight American cop with a puny handgun. I will wait.

And don't tell me that size doesn't matter... if there's anyone on this forum who appreciates big guns, it's definitely you vin

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Matt would be dead from the smell, plus the constant moaning. Or at least, I would be with his abilities.

😂

Very true.

But I'm 100% sure Smurph was daydreaming about Matt's recent fight with Castle, hence why I mentioned that to appease his fantasies.