A-listers vs Z-lister

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zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And don't tell me that size doesn't matter... if there's anyone on this forum who appreciates big guns, it's definitely you vin

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Re: A-listers vs Z-lister

Unless physical stats include intelligence, this would be an easy Spiderman for me, both in real world and in the zombie apocalypse.

Smurph tu quoqumber

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Very true.

But I'm 100% sure Smurph was daydreaming about Matt's recent fight with Castle, hence why I mentioned that to appease his fantasies.

inlove

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by Philosophía
Unless physical stats include intelligence, this would be an easy Spiderman for me, both in real world and in the zombie apocalypse.

Nope your mind with their abilities, experience and standard gear.

Sin I AM Madame Mort

Give me Parker powers some riot gear and a gas powered grabbling gun with a nice good old fashioned mace or flail. I'd be unstoppable

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

With Parker's stats you wouldn't need a grappling hook, you'd be able to simply jump just as high or throw it so far/high with your natural strength.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Peter's stats in action:

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

That's Aunt May. It's basically Superboy Prime vs Sodam Yat with a tombstone in terms of power.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Imagine how fast you would be on a bike.

Sin I AM Madame Mort
Originally posted by Parmaniac
With Parker's stats you wouldn't need a grappling hook, you'd be able to simply jump just as high or throw it so far/high with your natural strength.

It's not about need, it's about flair

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Re: A-listers vs Z-lister

Originally posted by zopzop
Spider-Man - you have his physical stats, his years of fighting experience, his spider sense, and his classic web shooters
Sin I AM Madame Mort

I do wtf I want

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Well without comic science and Parker's intelligence, making more web fluid will be tricky

Sin I AM Madame Mort
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Well without comic science and Parker's intelligence, making more web fluid will be tricky

And I'll be out in days, reserve those shooters for herds and last minute escapes and grab a sledge hammer at the local hardware store. Parm lacks imagination

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Sin will obtain more web fluid by jerking off zombies.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

with a sledgehammer and a gas powered grappling hook.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Sin's "local hardware store" is full of whips and gags.

She'd close their mouth with her years of "fighting experience" in no time.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

I can't believe the lack of love Titania's powerset is getting. You'd think being a mini juggernaut would own IRL and in a post-apocalyptic world infested with zombies and trigger-happy humans.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by zopzop
I can't believe the lack of love Titania's powerset is getting. You'd think being a mini juggernaut would own IRL and in a post-apocalyptic world infested with zombies and trigger-happy humans.
It's the spider-sense that makes real life OP, and Spider-Man's stats are far more than enough in a zombie apocalypse, you can literally bitchslap heads off.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by Parmaniac
It's the spider-sense that makes real life OP, and Spider-Man's stats are far more than enough in a zombie apocalypse, you can literally bitchslap heads off.

Zombies are the least of your worries in that universe. Cold-blooded, battle-hardened, trigger-happy humans are a much bigger threat. One unlucky shot and it's lights out.

And as someone already mentioned, your Spider-sense would be going off 24/7 in such a reality.