Happy Birthday Patient Leach 40?

Originally posted by Macklemore
I wish I had a wife.

Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker.

No BD anal?

Originally posted by Robtard
Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife.

So you can use tact.

Now I know when you don't, it's because you choose not to.

Originally posted by cdtm
So you can use tact.

Now I know when you don't, it's because you choose not to.

I'm generally pleasant and I'm always pleasant to people who've earned it.

I'm also pleasant to you, despite you being a deplorable Trumper (I know, that's redundant). eg I've wished you a happy birthday.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm generally pleasant and I'm always pleasant to people who've earned it.

I'm also pleasant to you, despite you being a deplorable Trumper (I know, that's redundant). eg I've wished you a happy birthday.

So in the interest of kindness, should I just give up on being accepted in Comic Vs?

You really think others haven't done worse there, and everyone moved on from it?

Originally posted by cdtm
You're not old then, spring chicken. 🙂

Btw, I had a birthday myself the other day.

Happy birthday. What day was yours?

Originally posted by Robtard
No BD anal?

Still crossing my fingers for this week.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why don't you try for something easier and more sensible like a girlfriend? Who then could in time become a wife.

Originally posted by Robtard
No BD anal?

What does "BD" stand for?

I'm assuming back door or big dick, but back door is redundant since he said anal.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
What does "BD" stand for?

Originally posted by Macklemore
I'm assuming back door or big dick, but back door is redundant since he said anal.

Originally posted by Robtard
'[b]Birthday Anal' [/B]

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
a new Keurig coffee maker.

tsk tsk ❌

Originally posted by Robtard
'[b]Birthday Anal' [/B]

Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I spent the day yesterday with a friend staying up late watching election results roll in. It required many drinks and many laughs. Also my wife got me a new Keurig coffee maker.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Happy birthday. What day was yours?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
it was Cdtm's birthday?

Huh, according to his profile we share the same birthday. November 8th. Who knew!

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.

Man, I'd be happy with ANY sort of sex within the month. I married the least horny woman in the world. It's no wonder she was a virgin when I met her. hm

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Man, I'd be happy with ANY sort of sex within the month. I married the least horny woman in the world. It's no wonder she was a virgin when I met her. hm

I would be okay with once a week.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Oh, I forgot that straight guys only get blow jobs and anal on their birthdays. Every day is a birthday when you have sex with dudes.

😂

But that's not exactly true for all straight guys and their wives or girlfriends 😛