Would you rather be Wolverine or Batman

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Would you rather be Wolverine or Batman

Wolverine lives hundreds of years, you have more room for error in a fight, great healing factor

con is you will be a manlet

as bruce wayne you are a billionaire playboy who has the great tech and equipments to fight crimes as batman

con is you will get old and die somemday, however you are tall and good looking

so who would you choose

Wolverine

both because as Batverine i can be a kick ass martial arts master

Batman.

With high enough money, prep-time, and intellect, you could find a way to make yourself immortal. Create a synthetic Lazarus pit, engineer and give yourself enhancements/powers, or some such.

Originally posted by Glorificus
Batman.

With high enough money, prep-time, and intellect, you could find a way to make yourself immortal. Create a synthetic Lazarus pit, engineer and give yourself enhancements/powers, or some such.

per the OP, immortality is not a option for Batman.

Wolverine, no contest. I'd legit sell my soul for Wolverine's entire powerset.

The guy who gets ripped to shreds 24 times a week (For each team he appears on), vs a guy who knows how not to get hurt.

I'll take the one who doesn't block bullets with his face.

Wolverine is legitimately one of the most dangerous characters in comics. I can only imagine how he would be in our reality.

He'd be easily captured and dissected for eternity.

Originally posted by cdtm
He'd be easily captured and dissected for eternity.

By who?

By zop.

Are you just inheriting their powersets/resources, or are you genuinely being inserted into their narrative circumstances in full?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
both because as Batverine i can be a kick ass martial arts master

Ahhh so you’d be nightclaw

Originally posted by zopzop
Wolverine, no contest. I'd legit sell my soul for Wolverine's entire powerset.
This, I loved his interactions with rogue, kitty and jubilee too. Mentoring.

Batman because I would give up the whole Superhero gig and concentrate on that playboy lifestyle.

Having a healing factor and super senses would be great n real life, but...

Living for hundreds of years sounds depressing as f**k, all your loved ones would die

You'd have to constantly hide your healing factor, otherwise the government would come after you, living on the run sounds shit

Being only 5'3" sounds not fun

So yeah, I'll take being the 6'2" all-around olympic level athlete with a high-genius level of intellect and 100billion worth of assets.

Wolverine is immortal.

An immortal, hairy, ugly little man who can't get any until the end of time.

And he's a mutant.

Bruce is a handsome man of means, not some "mutie" freak. 😈

There is a Deadpool story, where he occasionally wakes up after being passed out and never remembers how it happened. Eventually, he finds out that he has been shot dead multiple times and had people harvest his organs, while he was regenerating back.

Imagine being Wolverine and getting captured by some really, really bad people. Scary thought. That's why I liked early day Deadpool, who had a teleportation device. It's cool having their powers, but immortality would suck if you were suffering until the end of time. You need to add teleportation on top of that.

I'm gonna go with Batman. Money, brains, gadgets, fame and a dedicated loyal buttler.

Originally posted by carver9
Wolverine is legitimately one of the most dangerous characters in comics. I can only imagine how he would be in our reality.

and Batman isn't? Christ, Carver.