Would you rather be Wolverine or Batman

Started by cdtm2 pages

Darn it.

Now PR is ignoring me, I can't even bait an Xmen lover with mutant phobia bigotry🤒

Originally posted by -Pr-
and Batman isn't? Christ, Carver.

They should do a storyline where Batman goes evil

He has more anti Superman strategies then Lex Luthor, and has more success at taking down hero teams then any villain, pretty sure he's been evil since Miller.

Originally posted by cdtm
Darn it.

Now PR is ignoring me, I can't even bait an Xmen lover with mutant phobia bigotry🤒

I'm just desensitized after years of both ends of the spectrum of arguments.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
They should do a storyline where Batman goes evil

ikr?

Anyone picking Wolverine aren’t thinking about how awful it would be to have super senses in the real world. Constant noise and terrible smells and always having to hear people talking if they’re anywhere near you.
Plus you could never swim again since all that metal would weigh you down.
Also you wouldn’t look like Hugh Jackman, you would look like wolverine. That sucks.
Give me the money and the satisfaction of eating fast food with abs before I waste it all.

Originally posted by MrMind
Wolverine lives hundreds of years, you have more room for error in a fight, great healing factor

con is you will be a manlet

as bruce wayne you are a billionaire playboy who has the great tech and equipments to fight crimes as batman

con is you will get old and die somemday, however you are tall and good looking

so who would you choose

Bruce, all day long. Logan is objectively the worst choice of the two.

In real life, Bruce's lifetime injuries would get us hospitalized and in terrible agony before paying for euthanasia 😂

Originally posted by Barron-Ghidorah
Anyone picking Wolverine aren’t thinking about how awful it would be to have super senses in the real world. Constant noise and terrible smells and always having to hear people talking if they’re anywhere near you.
Plus you could never swim again since all that metal would weigh you down.
Also you wouldn’t look like Hugh Jackman, you would look like wolverine. That sucks.
Give me the money and the satisfaction of eating fast food with abs before I waste it all.

a) You'd get used to the 'background' noise/smell/etc... eventually like Wolverine did. I mean Wolverine's senses are superhuman but they aren't Superman level.

b) Wolverine still picks up some of the hottest chicks despite his height, lack of billions in cash, and overall homely appearance.

c) And you're really complaining about the inability to swim while you'd have a power that renders you immune to diseases and poisons and retards your aging, with an unbreakable skeletal system and claws that can cut through any material in the real world. Where's Satan cause I want to make a deal right now.

Wolverine swims just fine.

So either all that adamantium doesn't weigh that much or his superhuman physique allows it - or a bit of both.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In real life, Bruce's lifetime injuries would get us hospitalized and in terrible agony before paying for euthanasia 😂

Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.

RL healthcare would be quite useless in this case, I believe.

But drugs, hell yeah 👆 Let's get as high as Wonder Man.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
RL healthcare would be quite useless in this case, I believe.

But drugs, hell yeah 👆 Let's get as high as Wonder Man.

Oh crap if we're getting to WM levels I want Logan's HF.

😆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Counterpoint: you will have access to the best healthcare money can buy.

And the best drugs.

That health care being "Alfred".

Have you EVER seen Bruce visit a doctor? 😛

Originally posted by zopzop
a) You'd get used to the 'background' noise/smell/etc... eventually like Wolverine did. I mean Wolverine's senses are superhuman but they aren't Superman level.

Takes time, yes.

Kasper (the original White Tiger) is a good example of that.

Or Wolverine himself from Origin by Paul Jenkins.

But hey, might depend on the person getting the powers. Carver would definitely end up in an asylum & get gangraped by fellow patients... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Takes time, yes.

Kasper (the original White Tiger) is a good example of that.

Or Wolverine himself from Origin by Paul Jenkins.

But hey, might depend on the person getting the powers. Carver would definitely end up in an asylum & get gangraped by fellow patients... 😖hifty:

You think Priest invented the first White Tiger in 2002? So I actually know something you don't know about Marvel.

Look up Hector Ayala. Deadly Hands of King Fu #19.

He gets the power of Sons of the Tiger, perhaps you might remember a Bob Diamond in Power Man and Iron Fist, he used to be a member. Hector fights Jack of Hearts to a stand still, in Jacks very first appearance.

Do none of you ****ers read Batman?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Do none of you ****ers read Batman?
Originally posted by DarkSaint85

😂

Originally posted by -Pr-
Do none of you ****ers read Batman?

Superman: Did it hurt when you fell from the moon?

Batman: Fuck me, Clark.