LOL Donald Trump is Going to F*cking Jail

Started by cdtm50 pages

Partisan witch hunt on full display.

If Trump doesn't beat these trumped up charges I swear there's gonna be a bloodbath!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
In December 2024, The Supreme Court will review the issue of whether or not Trump is a special boy who is above the law and deserves special boy rules. Until then there will be no trial

So after he loses then? He has fewer voters this time around, he is bankrupting the RNC so they cannot support down-ballot candidates, and he is having his assets seized. He will be fighting for his life until then, and will not be an effective candidate. He is already refusing to debate, so what new voters is he going to pull under all this?

Since Trump's family and friends took over control of the RNC, it has shut down an initiative to get Republicans to vote early and by mail and shut down its minority outreach programs. Both of which would have helped him in the general election. It's all to save money so Trump can use it on his personal legal bills.

Here's hoping Trump's sale-merger of his media company doesn't go through. He wouldn't be able to touch the money for half a year anyways. But he needs to keep losing money.

Trump pleads with supporters for cash to help pay soaring legal bills

Former president lashes out at New York attorney general in email urging loyalists to to ‘chip in and stop the witch-hunt’

Donald Trump on Thursday again asked loyal supporters for cash to help him meet mounting legal expenses and keep the “filthy hands” of the New York attorney general off Trump Tower and other properties."

A desperate call to all Trumpers, the multi-billionaire needs your $50.00 to pay his private legal bills. Hop to it, cultist.

What a f#cking b!tch, a MULTIMILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE can't pay his legal bills.

Let that sink in.

To his zealots he's both the forever victim and begging for money from a position of strength and power.

The man was literally bragging about how wealthy he is during the fraud trial and now he's begging for donations like a bum.

Originally posted by Robtard
To his zealots he's both the forever victim and begging for money from a position of strength and power.

The man was literally bragging about how wealthy he is during the fraud trial and now he's begging for donations like a bum.

This is because the left attacks you by hitting you with trumped up frivolous lawsuits in the hopes of breaking you.

Originally posted by cdtm
This is because the left attacks you by hitting you with trumped up frivolous lawsuits in the hopes of breaking you.

Because the president should be immune from procecution?

I'm sure that's what the framers of the Constitution intended: escape the monarchy and then install presidential powers that literally accomplish the same effect.

What patriotism you express by wanting a president to have complete immunity!

"I believe we have substantially in excess of $400 million in cash, which is a lot for a developer. Developers usually don't have cash. We have, I believe, 400 plus, and going up very substantially every month." -Trump bragging in April of 2023

Recent Interview on Fox News:
Kilmeade: You have to come up with $400 million, how close are you to securing the bond?

Trump: I have a lot of money. I can do what I want to do.

Kilmeade: So you’re not worried about the money?

Trump: I don’t worry about money

Now the bum is crying and begging for money.

Now Trump is bragging that he has 'close to 500mil in cash', after begging Trumpers to send him $25 (or more) yesterday to cover his lawsuit bond.

They love getting conned 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Now Trump is bragging that he has 'close to 500mil in cash', after begging Trumpers to send him $25 (or more) yesterday to cover his lawsuit bond.

They love getting conned 😂

This isn't bragging, it's showing how Conservatives have their friends and care about each other, while the loony left turns on their own for the wrong pronouns. How inspiring, what a man!

Originally posted by Robtard
Now Trump is bragging that he has 'close to 500mil in cash', after begging Trumpers to send him $25 (or more) yesterday to cover his lawsuit bond.

They love getting conned 😂

Oh I get it. Trump is trying to destroy AI with a paradox. He should just say "everything I say is the truth".

"Does not compute!" *Explodes*

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Oh I get it. Trump is trying to destroy AI with a paradox. He should just say "everything I say is the truth".

"Does not compute!" *Explodes*

Trump says he has $500 million in cash as lawyers say he can’t post $464M bond

I think you're correct about his lawyers and the Kobayashi Maru test...

Granted, this could be another Trump lie and he's just trying to save face by appearing in control after begging his cultist to donate their couch-coins yesterday.

He should be even more pathetic an start a GoFundMe. Oh wait, he already did. Lol

Trump's GoFundMe is just $353.16~mil shy of the the $355mil goal.

DWAC stock tumbles more than 12% after Trump social media merger approved by shareholders

The price of shares in Digital World Acquisition Corp. fell more than 12% after the shell company’s shareholders approved a merger with the social media company owned by Donald Trump. -snip

The Midas touch, except it's poop instead of gold.

Everything he touches dies 😂

(Except for his daughters vagina)

Oh, snap.

DWAC will probably go the way of the rest of his ventures, broken and broke, while he walks away with some cash and investors are left picking up the debt.

Edit. Ending up losing 14% in one day. Lol. What morons.

NY appellate court decided that Trump is indeed a special boy who deserves special boy treatment. He now only has to put up 175mil of the 464mil lawsuit, a 68% cut, to stop the interest piling up and he was given an extension to come up with the full 464mil. Special boy rules for the special boy.

Trump of course still complained that it's not enough.

Trump Media and Technology has now made Trump worth over 6.5billion, on paper.

Like everything Trump, it's seems like another house built on a foundation of sand. Trump's eager to sell massive amounts of his stock to cash in while the stock valuation is still high, despite Truth Social losing money, but he's restricted for 6months unless the board approves.

This is definitely going to end with Trump getting his filthy lucre, while investors are left emptied.