LOL Donald Trump is Going to F*cking Jail

Justices Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas seem to be heading towards presidents having full immunity while in office. Honestly a little surprised it wasn't at least four of the six Rightist judges.

Trump won't rule out election violence if he loses to Biden in November: 'It depends'

Former President Donald Trump said in a new interview that he's not ruling out the possibility of election-related violence if he loses to President Joe Biden in November.

Time released a lengthy interview with the former president on Tuesday conducted mostly on April 12 at his Mar-a-Lago Club. The conversation focused on his ambitions if he won a second term, such as mass deportations, getting rid of "bad people" in government, and how he might fire his attorney general if the chief law-enforcement officer refused to prosecute someone at his command. -snip

IOW: Hand the presidency over to me or else.

He said the the quiet part out loud with his weaponizing the Justice Department again.

Trumpy-poo is very close to landing himself in jail for violating his gag order over and over and over...

This could be pure gold.

He just deleted the nine contempt social media posts.

What happened to him "never surrendering!" and "never giving in!" as he's shouted at rallies and on social media? What a cuck.

He's still getting layer after layer of special treatment, if anyone else had done what he's done, fines and then jail time long ago.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
He just deleted the nine contempt social media posts.

Do you think that will help him avoid being tossed in jail, or is it just a sign that he might mind his manners now and actually try to avoid being jailed?

I suspect he might actually want to be jailed for a few days so he can further con his cult. "The Deep State is after me!! Send me more money!"

No, I think he was forced to remove them, because they are violations. He is one violation from jailtime, so I think he will reign it in.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
No, I think he was forced to remove them, because they are violations. He is one violation from jailtime, so I think he will reign it in.

Disagree. I think he was convinced to get put in jail by someone within his his circle of sick fvcks, because it will magically make everyone vote for him. We'll see soon enough *checking watch*

I also don't think Trump is capable of reigning it in, even if he might want to today, he's someone who has to rant and be the center of attention. Then there's the added bonus of spending a night in jail to once again be the forever victim he loves to be.

See and hear Trump's brain glitch while ranting about Maser Lock: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343

Thanks to Trump's own lawyers, "Von ShitzInPantz" has officially entered public record concerning the first criminal trial of a former US president.

Fitting, as multiple court room sources are citing that aside from regularly closing his eyes and nodding off, Donnie has what appears to be uncontrollable farts.

Originally posted by Robtard
See and hear Trump's brain glitch while ranting about Maser Lock: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343

Love how his loyal friends at fixnews (that was an actual typo, but it's staying) quickly muted him and cut away.

"I used to use Master Lock all the time. When I was a little child. I'd take Master Lock. I'd go bing. Nice shlots...lost of nice little puzzles you'd put on..."

Can't wait for "wHaT hE aKcHuAllY mEaNt WaS...."

Originally posted by Robtard
Fitting, as multiple court room sources are citing that aside from regularly closing his eyes and nodding off, Donnie has what appears to be uncontrollable farts.

Flatulent Drowsy Donny.

Jesus, when will he have a stroke or something? At least get hospitalized for SOMETHING.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Love how his loyal friends at fixnews (that was an actual typo, but it's staying) quickly muted him and cut away.

"I used to use Master Lock all the time. When I was a little child. I'd take Master Lock. I'd go bing. Nice shlots...lost of nice little puzzles you'd put on..."

Can't wait for "wHaT hE aKcHuAllY mEaNt WaS...."

They're Johnny-On-The-Spot with the cuts away and voice overs whenever Trump starts glitching on camera. Always have been.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Flatulent Drowsy Donny.

Jesus, when will he have a stroke or something? At least get hospitalized for SOMETHING.

I want him in prison first, then he can stroke out all he likes.

Michael Cohen Sentenced To 3 Years In Prison

PSA: Remember kids, what Donald Trump is being charged with and is currently on trial for, Michael Cohen, his personal deplorable attorney, was already found guilty of and sentenced to prison for the crimes 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
I want him in prison first, then he can stroke out all he likes.

Ideally, yes. Perhaps on the receiving end of a little butt-play while in prison.

Stormy Daniels is testifying today 🙂