Nuke's Hidden Bunker

My Uncle's Recipe...

Preheat a grill, cast iron skillet or flat top over medium-high heat.

Add the elk to a bowl with the salt and pepper.

Shape the ground meat into 4 evenly sized patties.

Add a quarter of the grated butter to the center of each burger and fold it in half.

Shape into a disc again, making sure all of the butter is now in the inside of the burger. Repeat for each burger.

Place the burgers on the grill and grill for about 4 minutes per side or until they’re medium temperature. During the last 2 minutes on the second side, add a slice of cheese to each burger.

Serve with any desired toppings on a bun.

sexy burger and sexy ladies, that is the life.

Ah Nuke, you turn me on, but I'm not into male bumhole. Or fellatio or any form of semen.

I never offered anything. Methinks thou doth protest too much, it maketh the people wonder.

I like women and burgers. srug

Now Playing: Skid Row - 18 and Life

Now Craving: Cheesecake

Last Movie Watched:

Today at about 2 p.m., Readcomicsonline told me my browser is out of date. I use an old Ipad Mini 2, and have refused to upgrade because this worked fine for my purposes.

There is only one thing to do;

Use other sites that work with outdated everything.

What, but a new Ipad? Tuck that, that's what they WANT you to do. It's a conspiracy to make you buy more product, not gonna do it.

Planned obsolescence, just business as usual.

They say "They don't make ____ like they use to."

They can't make stuff like they use to, ain't no profit in it.

Sell a car what lasts 30 years and you ain't moving any new units.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Planned obsolescence, just business as usual.

They get tricky about it though. Down right underhanded by my watch.

Remember when Apple phones had an "update" that slowed down processor speeds, and when they were caught red handed they claimed it was to preserve battery life?

Because someone with a slow phone won'r want to trade it in, they'll be thinking about battery life.

I still use my PS2 and Gamecube for a reason.

Because they're at that point of innovation, but before cutting every corner possible. They built them TOO good, they last decades if you take care of them.

Ain't no trickery in it, you know I know everyone knows things are made like crap now.

Caveat emptor.

I still got all my old systems

NES
SNES
Genesis
SegaCD
Saturn
NeoGeo
PS1 & 2

Pretty much all of them work 90%
-have to still blow in the cartridges to make the NES go.

what about hand held consoles?

All I ever had was a gameboy, never was too big on the battery sucking little fvckers.

Nothing beat those Mattel Classic Football games though, even if it was just flashy lights still was fun.