Nuke's Hidden Bunker

I got some Carolina Reaper Cheetos expecting a mouth nuke and it wasn't anything at all, such a letdown.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
They let you have hot sauce in UK?

Brown sauce for the win.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I got some Carolina Reaper Cheetos expecting a mouth nuke and it wasn't anything at all, such a letdown.

If something says Carolina Reaper they better damn sure have all the heat right there, it's in the name!

Stupid American snack companies, no fvcking oversight at all!

Bad enough their chocolate tastes like vomit, I gotta have my Reeses Cups once in a while, but holy balls it tastes like ass nowadays.

Yeah, American food is terrible.

I have some friends in Germany that send me stuff, nothing here is worth a damn.

A classic

Hey, did I tell you about the time I stole a taxi and got away with it?

I think you just did.

That's ok, who hasn't taken a few joyrides in their lives... just one of those things.

I was (allegedly) a getaway driver for my friend who broke into an impound lot to get his tools out of his van so he could go back to work.

I was not aware at the time that the bottom of the tool chest was lined with enough MaryJane to get half the town blazed.

Ah, youthful indiscretions.

BTW, later after he got the van back, installed a super bass heavy stereo system with 100w speakers all over the place.

Then rolled it off a cliff into a lake... the dumbass.

That guy was the very definition of "Fvck around and find out"

Lol, I just stole a taxi and sped down into the town centre and stopped just to shut my friend up. This was about a year ago.

Perfectly normal shenanigans for a pair of blokes on the town.