Nuke's Hidden Bunker

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
cdtm is the Kite Man of the supervillain world, small potatoes and just annoying.

Kite Man fails at everything though. He isn't even annoying, no one really hates him.

I'm more a Gilbert Gottfried.

I was told there was a situation in here.

I have a dream.

I annoy someone so much they decide to do a random act of violence at where we work. I manage to somehow completely by accident stop him without anyone getting hurt, in 3 Stooges fashion. I visit the guy in prison, and behind bullet proof glass I manage to wind him up so he's ranting and raving at me.

Then he sends people to murder me and they all **** it up, and I just keep egging him on and making him madder that I"m still alive.

All I really want from the world is to see how agitated you can make another human being, without them being able to do anything about it. How far into irritation can a man be pushed?

I wish I was Dennis the Menace, he had the life.

Sociopath.

Nah, just a silly assclown

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Sociopath.

Like the Ice King! 👆 🙂

Ice King is both cool and a sympathetic character. You're just a silly assclown.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ice King is both cool and a sympathetic character. You're just a silly assclown.

Don't be hatin'.

Nuke is wrong anyways, I'd be a sadist not a sociopath. Sociopaths don't care enough to deliberately rile up a declawed kitten until it hisses and swings it's little declared paws at your face, until your cousin takes it away and hides it, except any time you pass a hiding spot it hisses at you.

As a totally random example that may not have happened. 🙂

War Criminal.

Are we talking Apocalypse Now Kilgore, or something with less panache?

A vile little kid pulling wings of butterflies and kicking puppies type.

So much less panache.

It seems I have gone too far with my... whatever this is I'm doing.

I'm the guy my sister leaves her precious pet with, she wouldn't do that if I was that bad. 😅

She did get upset with me over the rescue cat at our grandfolks liking me more as kids I'll admit to that. Is it my fault the cat left her side and walked over to me? What was I supposed to do, run from him?

Ok, moving on from me trying to make everyone believe I'm a scumbag for reasons only Kami knows;

What can you do if a Drone is staking you with a camera?

Already thought about just shooting it down or frying the camera with a laser, but looking for options that wouldn't end with me in handcuffs.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Indeed. 👆

Anyways, watching Easy Rider.

Still have no idea what that Mardi Gras scene in the cemetery is. I assume drugs of course, but why the Christian overtones? Why the prayer? Why mix in prostitution and neuroticism?

Is it simply a middle finger against evangelicals?

Fvck Money-grubbing Televangelists.

Is that what it was? Ok then, never liked them.

Now watching Five Easy Pieces. Barely recognize Jack Nicholson.

Dog is laying next to me dreaming and whining and growling. She's had a good home and has never had a bad encounter, I wonder what could scare her in her dreams?