The Bards have gifted us with song:
We have some Holy Paladins in today, the Bards prepared song:
One of the bar wenches came in late and seemingly forgot the menu for today, brought her into the office and set her in the chair that identifies magic and other unusual states of being, turns out she is a shapeshifter and her original body is that of a 36 year old male that got off on gaslighting drunk warriors. You can't trust anything these days.