The All New Blue Milk Bar

Started by queeq21 pages

*slaps RC*

Hey, I don't care how passed out you are. This is a RESPECTABLE joint.

*drags RC unto the dance floor*

*hick*

Well, I niver hurd her clopmaining

*Waves a silly wave at Dim*

You know RC they played Tiffany at VH1 in the bacground when I was posting in here, so I yelled to Monika to turn that f...... song off. And another thing...ahhhhhhhh Five star what is happening here.
*shivers down my backbone*
And RC stay away from the blue milk, have a Glen Dagobah ale.

*throws a bucket of cold water over RC*

There, sober up and cool down, you heat seeking missile, you. 😂

*Skakes head to clear it*

Well, I never have been able to hold my drink, give me a non alcholic beverage any time. I either get sleepy or horny when I drink, but never the right one at the right time. 😂

Well, you can sleep on the fluffy pillows in the back. As for the horny bit, we have lots of ice.

*hands RC a non-alcholic Cloud City Cola*

I think I'm awake now, but all of a sudden I remember that Dim was running around here all neeked. Where's she go?

She's getting dressed in my now-locked-for-everyone-but-me-and-Gundy office.

Oh goody, I hope she puts on that little black number....

Ahem.... keep it civilised in here please.

Civilized? hey queeq thats us, the rest is from the gutter remember.🤣

Hey! I think she looks good in it, nothing wrong with that!

finti, I have to make you my co-bartender. Feel to join the crew?

Anyway, I have a hangover.

*Walks out the door and heads for the JadeSabre*

One Hang-Over special for RC.

*starts mixing raw Wampa eggs, tabasco sauce, minced Rancor brains, Dewback excrements, Mynock blood and a little salt*

I`ll do some bartending, okay boss queeg the shotgun blaster is still under the counter, yeah?🙂

You bet, feel free to use it when customer are getting abusive.

*RC wanders passed the door of the bar, pokes his head in, shakes his head and walks off.*

*shocked*
RC, did you just peek at me?!

*RC reaches out with the force*

No.....